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Tito Ortiz reveals he was forced to close Tito’s Cantina after a caller claiming to be from the IRS convinced him to pay $600,000 in back taxes using Apple gift cards. Follow: @realOctagonWire
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Belal Muhammad spotted behind JD Vance during an “America First” rally, immediately escorted out. Follow: @realOctagonWire
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Paddy Pimblett ordered to apologize to Ilia Topuria for years of hurtful comments under the UK’s new Respect Orders. Follow: @realOctagonWire
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The future of Canadian MMA is in good hands. Follow: @realOctagonWire
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Charles Oliveira requests political asylum in Florida following Lula’s reelection in Brazil. Follow: @realOctagonWire
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Movsar Evloev stays true to his word, announcing his retirement from MMA following his loss to Alexander Volkanovski at UFC 333. Follow: @realOctagonWire
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11% of UFC fans admit they dislike Daniel Cormier’s commentary solely because he’s Black. Follow: @realOctagonWire
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Alexander Volkanovski is a groyper. Follow: @realOctagonWire
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73% of UFC fighters question why Jesus gets blamed for everything wrong in the world while the other gods never get mentioned. Follow: @realOctagonWire
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“no major city in North America is majority 'white'.”
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Barring a few inner continental cities like Calgary, Edmonton, Salt Lake, Denver, no major city in North America is majority 'white'. Montreal and Seattle will be minority by the next census. Quebec City is the only supermajority white city in the Americas beyond the next census.
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Khabib Nurmagomedov and Arman Tsarukyan spotted on the Kiss Cam during El Clásico in Barcelona. Follow: @realOctagonWire
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Trump shouts out Mackenzie Dern’s ass during a Michigan midterm rally, saying, “I looked at one hell of a beautiful ass before,” in reference to her UFC 321 faceoff with Virna Jandiroba. Follow: @realOctagonWire
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Vladimir Putin appoints Petr Yan as Russia’s Minister of Defense to oversee the war in Ukraine. Follow: @realOctagonWire
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Islam Makhachev stripped of UFC welterweight title. Follow: @realOctagonWire
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Alexander Volkanovski has been named Prime Minister of Australia. Follow: @realOctagonWire
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UFC confirms Herb Dean will referee Alex Pereira vs. Sergei Pavlovich. Fearing online criticism, Dean says he will “not be getting involved under any circumstances.” Follow: @realOctagonWire
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Dominick Reyes files restraining order against Daniel Cormier following UFC 333 victory, demanding $1 million in emotional damages and a public apology. Follow: @TheOctagonWire
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Anderson Silva celebrating his knockout of Michael Bisping, not knowing the fight isn’t over. Follow: @TheOctagonWire
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Movsar Evloev released from UFC following knockout loss to Alexander Volkanovski in featherweight title fight. Dana White: “If you’re 20-1 with ten UFC wins and don’t get re-signed, there’s definitely a reason.” Follow: @TheOctagonWire
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