Still haven't tweeted anything amusing
Joined October 2012
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Hi @AberdeenFC please send me an application form for the post of head coach. My 5-a-side team is unbeaten since Twitter began and I will make our defence granite
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This is a sad day for #GardenersWorld fans but the sooner Monty Don gets a knighthood the better
It is impossible to watch #Celebrityraceacrosstheworld without looking at Twitter
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It is impossible to watch #Strictly without looking at Twitter #StrictlyComeDancing
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It is impossible to watch #Celebrityraceacrosstheworld without looking at Twitter
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Can't believe Sky are meddling with the traditional 4am time slot for the #CarabaoCup draw
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The worst part of this is having to listen to Andy Hinchcliffe drone on #CarabaoCup
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Without going on and on about it the #countryfile Ramble for Children in Need is a great watch
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Looking forward to the story on the news about the bloke with a million timepieces #clocksgoback
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Hi @ManUtd please send me an application form for the post of first team manager. My 5-a-side team is unbeaten since Twitter began
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