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Gulk

@realgulk

Defenseman for the Sens

 Ottawa, Ontario
Joined June 2022
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I'm too tired to chase happiness anymore. To those of you that made it seem attainable, thank you for being my friend. To the homophobes/sex crime apologists/assholes bent on making other people miserable, see you in hell. Goodbye and Go Sens Go.
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Man, spending a couple days having the worst people you know call you a bunch of slurs and force you to talk about rape makes me want to neck myself. Need a couple of days to let the apologists quiet down. Goodbye.
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Fanatics made it look like the shoulder are already ripped, to distract from the fact that the jerseys are ripping elsewhere
Seattle Kraken (@SeattleKraken) profile pictureSeattle Kraken
@SeattleKraken5 Sep 2024
“we’re so back” readings are off the charts 📈
Beniers smiling and skating in white practice jersey

ALT Beniers smiling and skating in white practice jersey

Borgen and Tolvanen laughing

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Eberle smiling while skating

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Hey Victor can you please teach me about how serious rape is? Obviously, I'm unqualified to talk about how serious rape is. Can you explain to me why I'm not allowed to talk about sex crimes?
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Formenton is apparently retiring and I'd like to say: Eat shit, worst of luck, may the justice system serve its purpose.
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I said 14-15, not 18-19, google!!
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Victor I think you should talk to me more about the severity of rape. Please explain to me how severe it is.
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Its definitely something I'm clueless about. Have no idea about its impacts and repercussions and severity. Obviously I don't know anything about those.
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Another PWHL team name prediction: Boston Mass New York New York Minnesota Ottawa-Gatineau Ontario-Québec Toronto Worse part of Ontario Montréal Worse part of Québec
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A simply astonishing number of Montreal Canadiens fans are admitting that they are friends with sex offenders and calling me slurs.
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Boston Not Your Girlfriends Minnesota Ottawas Montreal Telemarketers New York Elderly Ottawa Hydro Toronto Maple Leafs
Kyle Cushman (@Kyle_Cush) profile pictureKyle Cushman
@Kyle_Cush5 Sep 2024
The PWHL team name teasers: Boston: “Something is coming” Minnesota: “A cold front is rolling in” Montreal: “Something is calling” New York: “Turning the volume up” Ottawa: “Bringing the energy” Toronto: “Almost ready to rule the rink”
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Erik Brännström making his presence known with his new team
Marcussi (@Marcussi_MA) profile pictureMarcussi@Marcussi_MA5 Sep 2024
The #NHLBruins are the heaviest team in the NHL with an average weight of 207 lbs👀 Here is the ranking of all 32 teams by average weight (H/T @eliteprospects)
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Toronto Lake Montreal Fleuve Ottawa Outouais Minnesota Superior Boston Harbor New York Sound
Melissa Burgess (@_MelissaBurgess) profile pictureMelissa Burgess@_MelissaBurgess26 Oct 2023
The #PWHL has filed trademarks for: Toronto Torch Montreal Echo Ottawa Alert Minnesota Superior Boston Wicked New York Sound It would appear that those will be the team names. (First reported by @detroithockey96.)
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Like this tweet if you and your friends managed to make it this far without committing sex crimes.
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woah that's a long last name!
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NHL Jersey Numbers (@NHLNewNumbers) profile pictureNHL Jersey Numbers@NHLNewNumbers4 Sep 2024
D Logan Mailloux switches from jersey number 94 to number 24 for the Montreal Canadiens. Number last worn by Tyler Pitlick in 2021-22. #GoHabsGo
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hello canadiens fans that feel personally attacked by me thinking sex criminals are bad people! Your "what about player x" is completely useless because I think you'll find that I've said absolutely nothing positive about the player you're thinking of.
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Maybe you should ask yourself why you're hurt by someone thinking sex offenders are shitty!
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When you ask the average Detroit Red Wings homophobe what happened to the house in the divorce:
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You know how when someone has an idea, a light bulb shows up above their head? What happens when someone has an ikea?
Beata (@CBeataE) profile pictureBeata@CBeataE4 Sep 2024
Ullmark says he will go to Ikea a lot in Ottawa because it's a lot closer than it was in Boston
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Need all of you to know i sat looking at this for 5 minutes saying "but tim has an 8 year extension????"
rickie (@columbidaes) profile picturerickie@columbidaes3 Sep 2024
i dont care if an eight year extension happened to your german susperstar it shouldve happened to my german superstar
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