@realitytvbean

not serious opinions about all things reality TV

Joined May 2011
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I hate when I drink too much water and I can hear it moving around in my stomach. Makes me feel like a coconut.
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tay@YayyabSep 23
it's so hard to buy someone a card these days, you go to the shop and every one is just LET'S HAVE A BIRTHDAY WINE YOU DIRTY SLAG
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Interviewer: I’m sorry, we won’t be offering you the position Me: {full seafood boil on the table} was it the seafood boil? Interviewer: It was the seafood boil
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😂😂😂
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be the elephant you wish to see in the room
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First time masak ikan karena mertua mau datang, malah ikannya cuma muter-muter begini. 😭 Plis, ini yang salah apanya? Kompornya atau teflonnya ya? Kok gini sii.. 😭 Apa mending beli jadi aja ya? 😭
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there are people who play the LinkedIn games every day and they just live among us. very scary
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juju 💰
@ayeejujuSep 10
we are so cooked 😭
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The cyclist is a disarming evil; he possesses all the arrogance of the driver with all the victim complex of a pedestrian
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Anne Hathaway in The Odyssey stuck at Ithacasa Amor but refusing to explore any new connections
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k a r y.
@itsKARY_Jul 22
I’m Titi.
Mr.Mrs
@TeezoTouchdownJul 21
u a girl or a boy?
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i’ve never been more happy for two people on love island dude. legendary love story
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yas
@adoomies3Jul 7
Now why would Trinity and Bryce not be the ones to go in the hideaway????? They’re literally boyfriend and girlfriend… they really about to pick Melanie to go in with that liar who humiliated her all season and threatened to impregnate her?????
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Titi being a girlfriend before Kayda - yikes 😬😬😬
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Hannah@dumbandfunnJul 7
insane thing to say to a person you didn’t know existed two months ago…
･ﾟspreading positivity☆@aundrearunwayJul 7
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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I could’ve predicted this Melanie sincere snooze fest right up to the final
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