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reallyadrienne

@reallyadrienne

Adrienne is my wife and baby mama, and comes up with the most random things to say.

 London, England
Joined October 2010
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Sad men are often ripped, you know like prison men.
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If Jordan's grinding in middle school I want to be first in line.
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Why do goth cows wear their hair like that?
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At what point is your pot or get off the shit?
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TJM: I'm paid by the blow, I don't ask questions.
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I do not like imagining sex!
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I might just need to fart on this corner.
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You brought us around all that sin!
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I don't have a taint
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I think your penis is like pink pony club.
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Did I ever tell you the story of when Tyler put his nutsack on my head?
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We should go to more wiccan ceremonies.
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I think I would like colonoscopies.
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I've never seen his butthole, I feel like he always knows I'm trying to look.
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She was a chode on coke.
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I don't even remember that, when would I be talking about fisting buttholes.
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At 8:08pm, "Fuck, it's getting so late."
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The best part of drinking is eating cold cuts.
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Just because my baby just saw your dick poking up at it.
You will not be putting fish in your butt.
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