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When women use Dude Wipes they’re making it harder for men who legitimately need wipes to access them
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She said do you love me I tell her only partly I only love my Stills and my Nash and my Crosby
mads reckher retweeted
Five year old says he wants to be Harry Potter for Halloween. Yeah sorry no. Not in my house. How about you be Thomas Sankara.
mads reckher retweeted
Probably my worst trait is that I'm an insane retarded freak who completely and irreversibly destroyed his own life.
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I hate when my dad says “I was your age once” dad you never had to bail your 2 month situationship out of jail
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I hate when stupid fucking millennials put the little *checks notes* thing before their idiot observations I hate it so much























