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Joined October 2025
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Corrrect! Downswing HL rips $5m rev Upswing HL rips $5m rev Aqav2 yield hits in 3 days: 15m buying pressure All volatility up or down more priority fees Comfy in spot 🤝
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Volatility across all assets is good for Hyperliquid
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Buy and hold good coins
If you are not at or near portfolio all time highs right now it is because you have taken an undisciplined approach to buying and holding the obvious good coins. But despair not my brothers. We are winning. The future is onchain. All you need to do is Buy and Hold good coins
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Tipped 150% for my danish this morning to farm some karma
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I had a dream the other night where I checked price and it was at 134
I am excited to be an investor in trade(xyz) as they partner with ICE to bring 24/7 perpetual futures on Hyperliquid to the United States. As a market participant, I am looking forward to to using their innovative product to enhance my investment process.
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Growing up in the United States, NYSE was synonymous with the story of American capitalism. I vividly remember learning about the Buttonwood agreement in 9th grade history class. 24 stockbrokers met under a tree on Wall Street and formed the beginning of what would become the world's financial center. From pits to computers to now onchain markets, America has always led the way in innovating markets to improve price discovery and capital formation. Today the next chapter begins with ICE, trade[XYZ], and Hyperliquid. ICE started as an electricity-trading platform in 2000, growing to acquire NYSE itself in only 13 years. It is a key infrastructure provider of America’s energy, bond, and mortgage markets. ICE is a rare story of exponential growth of a financial giant over decades, continually embracing innovation and technology. trade[XYZ] was the first HIP-3 deployer and responsible for spearheading the flourishing global RWA perpetual market today. Only a year ago, trade[XYZ] launched its first RWA perpetual markets. They took a bet on HIP-3, which had just launched after months of tireless development. Having followed their journey from day 1, I cannot overstate how much Shoku and the team have poured into growing these markets to a genuine source of price discovery for the most important assets in the world. Over the past three years, Hyperliquid has pioneered onchain infrastructure to house all of finance. Hyperliquid is nothing without its world-class builders. I am honored that trade[XYZ] and ICE have chosen to build on Hyperliquid to bring perpetual contracts to America. When I first spoke to Jeff Sprecher around a year ago, he asked what success looks like to me. I thought for some time and joked that it would be seeing ICE building on Hyperliquid's technology. I could never have predicted the progress that we've made as a community in a single year to make this come true. Excited to see what we can build together next.
Intercontinental Exchange (ICE) and trade[XYZ] have announced their plan to use Hyperliquid as the infrastructure layer to deploy perpetual futures markets for US traders across crypto, equities, commodities, foreign exchange, and other real-world assets, subject to regulatory approvals. ICE operates NYSE and some of the largest exchanges and clearing houses globally. In this structure: + Hyperliquid serves as the underlying technology infrastructure via HIP-3* + trade[XYZ] designs and implements the markets + ICE operates the regulated market and clearing structure Existing trade[XYZ] HIP-3 markets will remain unchanged. Hyperliquid is a neutral infrastructure layer with the goal of supporting large parts of the financial system. As with HIP-3, HIP-3* deployers are independent operators who use Hyperliquid as the onchain infrastructure layer for their own markets, while retaining control and responsibility over their deployment.
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I love you big daddy
I am excited to be an investor in trade(xyz) as they partner with ICE to bring 24/7 perpetual futures on Hyperliquid to the United States. As a market participant, I am looking forward to to using their innovative product to enhance my investment process.
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Stream sponsors update: Counterparty has concluded year one sponsorships with Phantom and Polymarket. I want to sincerely thank both teams for their incredible support, belief in our vision, and collaboration over the past year. Phantom took a bet on me when I was streaming out of my living room in 2024 to nobody. I wouldn’t be where I am today without them and I'm eternally grateful to Will, Brandon, and the entire Phantom team. Polymarket came in a little later to help us scale the show to the next level. Throughout our partnership the stream has grown 10x in live viewership and many multiples in clip impressions and they played a significant role in increasing the quality of our news coverage. As the stream and Counterparty continue to evolve, we are stepping into an exciting new chapter. Thank you to our community for the ongoing support. Stay tuned, there is so much more to come.
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My timeline is dogshit
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Everyone is retarded and gay, thesis undisturbed, buy and hold good coins. Short term capital gains tax is gay
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I dumped it all. The Maelstrom directional book, took profits on $ETH, $ENA, $UNI and other shitcoins. I think we gotta go down to go up. It looks a bit dicey out there in macro and geopolitical land. Going to sit on the sidelines and wait for the all clear signal … Brrrrr
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