So I just did a thing. I was just on the Dr. Laura Schlessinger Show promoting my books Bad Dates and 128 Small Things You Can Do Right Now To Make the World a Better Place.

Listen, I'm disappointed about many things Trump has done, and hasn't done. I really wanted to know if there was any gold in Fort Knox. Honestly, that should have been a win on day 1. Also Daylight Saving Time. But I'm not disappointed enough to vote for the Dems. Mostly because even if I could find a moderate Dem - and I'm in MN so that's not a thing - but even if I could, it wouldn't matter because the DSA is consuming the Democratic Party at breakneck speed.

The Sexiest Man ever is James Garner. Not just because he's easy on the eyes, but also because he is scandal free, a devoted husband and great father, and just an all around great entertainer. It's not even up for debate.

I'm sorry but 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 and also...

Grokbot is the superior AI. Hands down, not even a contest. Yes, I know I am ushering in Skynet, I don't care.

YOU GUYS!!!!! I found some Old Home cottage cheese!!!! I grabbed two cartons because these are so hard to find. I almost grabbed two more, but that was all they had and I shouldn't be greedy. But seriously, on the black market this would get some big bucks.

I was just out walking the dog. It's dark and rainy so not many people on the street. I walked by a man who looked at me oddly. My first thought was "weirdo" and "creepy." I had a visceral reaction to him: he was not safe. And then I started telling myself I was overreacting and that he probably was on the spectrum or had some kind of affliction that gave off creepy vibes and I should have nicer thoughts. And then I got pissed off at myself for not paying attention to my intuition and gut reactions. Then I got pissed off with our society for encouraging/gaslighting/browbeating me into doing that.

Ok dream interpreters help me out here. For decades I have been having a dream in the same house. The last house I lived in before my current one. The dreams are different but the setting is always in the house. There's always some kind of project that is unfinished - like renovating the attic or remodeling the bathroom. Last night was the worst. In the dream there was a leak in the ceiling, and water started streaming into the living room, but everyone ignored it so I went up to the third floor to see what was going on. I open the door to the stairs and there was about 4 ft of ice that was beginning to melt. My thought was "I have no idea how to deal with this." and then I woke up. Obviously I need to deal with something, but I don't know what it is and I want the dreams to stop. And I don't mind dreaming about the house, it's comforting to be back there sometimes, but the disaster ones are awful.

Here's the thing - if we all ignored Hasan Piker, he would go away. He might even try to say nice things about America if we reward him for it. Hasan says whatever he thinks will get the most clicks, and that means trashing our country. So stop rewarding him for trashing our country!!!!!!!! This is not rocket science. Thank you for coming to my Red Talk.

FFS @Apple you can make all kinds of really cool stuff, and yet you still wait until the absolute last minute to remind me to charge my mouse. Always when I'm in the middle of something crucial. Remind me the night before!! It can charge while I sleep. How difficult can that be?

"Holiday shopping question: who on your list needs a laugh? I have a small stack of signed copies of 128 Small Things and Ginger Snapped, and just 3 of Bad Dates until next week. I'll personalize them to whoever you're gifting. $15.99 each, plus $6 shipping for up to three books. Order through the link in my bio, or pay with X Money and DM me your address and who to sign it to."

You guys are never going to guess what song is stuck in my head, even though every one of you have had it stuck in your head.

The All Are Welcome Here crew strikes again. Why are the ones who demand tolerance always the ones who are so intolerant? And how awful it must be to be so angry all the time. I'm not a fan of any of the DFL elected leaders in my state, and that includes Ilhan Omar, but I don't spend more than a few minutes thinking about them. And that's only because they are in the news constantly. This woman probably goes to bed seething every evening because Trump walks the planet. That's a sad way to live the one life you've been given.

The temps dropped nearly 30 degrees so we're officially in soup weather. Drop your favorite soup recipe in the comments, please. 👇🍜.

Here's her brother who is a little more adventurous.