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x-booted handboy

@reduced2stone

don’t dilly dally • 28 • mimikyu and pachirisu fan • they/them • straight edge • silly bugger

Joined September 2013
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My valentine for life 🫶🏻🫶🏻
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His net worth has dropped nearly $300 billion in the last month alone. $98 billion of that being within the past week lmao Get fucked.
Politics US (@PolitlcsUS) profile picturePolitics US
@PolitlcsUS15h
🚨 NEW: Elon Musk is no longer a trillionaire after his net worth dropped $80 billion over the past 6 hours US tech stocks in total have lost $2.1 trillion in market value since the Democrats won the #Midterms2026
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Fuck it, I’d rather be unemployed and ‘shamed’ for not wanting to fight a pointless fucking war that I have nothing to do with rather than be sent to the frontlines to be blown up by a Russian drone
The Mirror (@DailyMirror) profile pictureThe Mirror
@DailyMirrorNov 5
Brits who avoid WW3 call-up could face 'shame' and even employment issues mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/ww…
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The UK has no conscription and the government has no plans to reintroduce it. The article speculates on hypothetical future scenarios which it states are not currently being contemplated. questions-statements.parliament.uk/written-questi… commonslibrary.parliament.uk/research-brief… mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/w…
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It’s funny though bc the UK doesn’t have conscription or mandatory service, so this just wouldn’t happen Though my point still stands
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∀ goop 🟢@goopshortyNov 4
I HAVE FORESEEN IT
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LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The Elder Scrolls (@ElderScrolls) profile pictureThe Elder Scrolls
@ElderScrollsNov 3
“The scroll offered only a shimmer, a veil thinly lifted to my eyes. A future lost. A victory undone. Sands of time scattered by fate.” Yazar, Moth Priest to High Queen Iradne of Hammerfell (4E 206)
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STRAIGHT EDGE
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How the fuck have Nothing But Nonces bagged an arena tour???
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Halloween truly is spooky this year because I’m doing a 12 hour shift 🫩🫩
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They should pay me for my commute too actually Shift is 10-22 but I had to leave at 8am and won’t be home until midnight either. So it’s actually like a 16 hour shift 🫡🫡
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QUINN FROM LEAGUE?
FINAL FANTASY XIV (@FF_XIV_EN) profile pictureFINAL FANTASY XIV
@FF_XIV_ENOct 31
Here's the grand reveal of the second job arriving in FFXIV: Evercold... Zephyr 🦅
Keynote slide from Final Fantasy 14 Fan Festival 2026 in Tokyo showing the new upcoming physical ranged DPS job, Zephyr. Illustration shows two characters wearing wintry blue robes posing with their avian familiars.

ALT Keynote slide from Final Fantasy 14 Fan Festival 2026 in Tokyo showing the new upcoming physical ranged DPS job, Zephyr. Illustration shows two characters wearing wintry blue robes posing with their avian familiars.

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I’ve never wanted to drive but holy fuck, I NEED this Quattro so bad
Autocar (@autocar) profile pictureAutocar
@autocarOct 30
The Audi Quattro is BACK - and this Brit-born monster comes with a 10,000rpm V8 twist... 🤯 autocar.co.uk/car-news/new-c…
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Quattro inspired*
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Yet another dogshit choice made by EA!!!
Wario64 (@Wario64) profile pictureWario64
@Wario64Oct 30
Bloomberg: main factor in BioWare shutdown = EA chose to invest in Star Wars Battlefront III over the new Mass Effect bloomberg.com/news/newslette…
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The UK getting more and more puritan is so fucked
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Fucking Patrick Stewart too?? Man, stop the world I wanna get off
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Infinite Advanced UAV in DMZ is such a ratty fucking perk. It’s worse than possum by a LONG shot
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We have never been so fucking back. GUARDIANS MAKE THEIR OWN FATE
dmg04 (@A_dmg04) profile picturedmg04
@A_dmg04Oct 29
Know the blog won't answer every question y'all have. How's D2 unvaulting working? What about (this feature)? These weapons?! Did you say Destiny LEGACY, like... what?? WHAT IS [REDACTED] FOR THE FUTURE?! Please keep the Q's coming. We'll see what we can hit today and what we can hit as we move deeper into fall/winter. 💛
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The fact it got greenlit A MONTH after the announcement of EOS is INSANE. Sony really looked at the outrage and went ‘well fuck’
Destiny Bulletin (@DestinyBulletn) profile pictureDestiny Bulletin
@DestinyBulletnOct 29
🚨NEW: Bungie has shared the development timeline for Destiny 2's unvaulting project: - June 2026: Initial greenlight - September 2026: Project fully greenlit - October 2026: Currently in pre-production - January/February 2027: Expected completion of pre-production. - February 2027 onward: Full production expected to take approximately 12 months thegamepost.com/destiny-2-un…
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Can tell a bloke made this because 99% of women do not give a fuck about a man being overweight, short or bald like AT ALL
Romeo🗿 (@Playyy__boii) profile pictureRomeo🗿
@Playyy__boiiOct 26
Ranking the most unattractive male qualities.
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