@reesebepuffing

offputting and strange woman & mother meevin

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Joined January 2022
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a beautiful chinese woman named Deer Xing is communicating with me through road signs
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sono✖️🌗@sosonosonosono22h
honestly a lot of problems in the world can be attributed to the existence of the united states
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literally never
libby is a dumb bitch@SeveralRaccoons22h
at what point after getting a job do you stop feeling like you’re about to be fired
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literally the scariest and embarrassing thing to ever happen to someone is when you send a bunch of photos but one of them is something unrelated and you didn’t realize it got included by an accidental tap of the finger
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grim@Discount_DeathOct 26
the constant migraines are from my mind evolving
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vain@nortnaib21h
how to not feel constantly behind when everyone around u has 3 internships 2 publications 5 leadership positions 6 jobs 1099923 dollars 83933 friends and theyre at the bars every night
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it’s orange black and purple and sometimes green like how sometimes y is a vowel
Ryan Moulton@moultanoOct 26
It's cool that purple and orange have become the canonical Halloween colors like red and green are for Christmas. Halloween did not have canonical colors when I was a kid.
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sera@euchreismOct 26
this tumblr post like. #yeah
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just woke up now after taking a nap at 5pm
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horse dentist
@equine__dentistOct 26
this meal prep shit easy
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when someone ignores your text but keeps posting online
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alice 𓃹@asbestocess2Oct 25
what it GENUINELY feels like to resist an afternoon nap
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matt bernstein@mattxivOct 25
person married to a (cisgender, heterosexual) sexual predator and famous because of an lgbt fanbase devotes her life to smearing queer people as predators, what can you even say
Pop Base
@PopBaseOct 25
Nicki Minaj while speaking at Trump’s rally today in Michigan: “We want our children to grow up in a place where we can proud of, we don’t want our children to be bombarded with sex changes, right?”
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.@OmgemeralddddOct 25
Actually, different salaries should only affect how luxurious your life is, not your food quality or ability to afford rent. If you work 40 hours at any job, your income should be enough to live in the town you work in. Thinking otherwise is an abysmal indicator of your humanity
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Susana L Bumparty@rawrmeow69420Oct 25
if you buy weird enough alcohol they do not even card you
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sammm ☆@onlysammmsOct 25
religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women
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ex friend who i haven’t talked to in months accidentally requested to follow my new page on insta while trying to block me
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i’m not high i just have auto brewery syndrome but for weed
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if you ask to hit my pen i’ll say ok but it’s actually the epipen in my purse and im jabbing it in your thigh
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putting your hand inside the vending machine to grab your snack is so intimate and slightly erotic in a way
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