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Joined August 2009
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Either her or I. Ideally her.
Feel like I'm just one small traumatic brain injury away from a really healthy relationship.
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Feel like I'm just one small traumatic brain injury away from a really healthy relationship.
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Boutta kill a mosquito on my keyboard aweszx 5dpijk
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Honestly, beast mode
University of Alaska Fairbanks student Graham Granger was arrested after allegedly eating at least 57 AI generated images from a campus art exhibit. The exhibit featured 160 images by fine arts student Nick Dwyer, and Granger was charged with fifth degree criminal mischief. [H/T: relewans]
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Instantly bookmarked, and will never look at again
Introducing Offprint™ The physical magazine made from everything you "save for later" but never actually go back to read. Find online, read offline. Print media is back!
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Poor guy thinks Egypt won 2-0
A novice pilot in Argentina was forced to land a plane on her own after her instructor suddenly jumped out with no parachute, telling her "you know what to do". She landed safely, but the instructor didn't survive.
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"Ahh fuck. I'm lost." - me, wandering
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Whoever highlighted this used novel before I got it shouldn't be allowed to vote
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Need this to keep myself from whacking my rat
R u a stupid fuck that doesn't remember if they took their meds but can't risk missing it or taking double? Get some timer lids off Amazon for your pill bottles
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Apple should let you send one text a year that gets delivered with the amber alert sound effect
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Why aren't we all just smashing these lil idiots with hammers?
Just as you thought food delivery companies couldn't inflict any more misery on society: Instead of using lowly-paid gig economy contractors to deliver groceries, they're replacing humans with robots, who, in turn, force humans off the pavement into road traffic.
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Newports
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Imagining the awful things i mustve done in a past life to deserve being on this bus next to four girls talking abt the virtues of classpass
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Not having TV is cool until ur the guy in the locker room an hour post workout and u start to question if ur really there for the hockey
I only google 'Jennifer Lawrence hacked nude photos' for the articles
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My moms teachin me how she got me to stop crying when I was a baby. Turn off the monitor? Oh damn it nm
Just ONCE I'd like to walk out of the office after a hard days work and have endless bouquets of roses fall at my feet
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"Just gonna wait to see how long it takes for the police sketch artist to realize I'm describing him"
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"Whenever I see engagement photos on Facebook, it makes me hopeful that one day, I too will own a nice shirt"
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My family used to give each other gifts for xmas. Now we give each other gift cards. Next year I'm just sending out chase quick pays.
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