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you get me closer to god.

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Joined March 2025
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grocery bagging seems like a depressing job unique to american capitalism. at the aldi, if you're not schnell schnell enough packing your own shit, the staff will execute you on the spot
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the way you can be a low class sorority whore and the internet will make you rich and famous just for existing.
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gm chat
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this meant the world to 12 year old me
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saw this killer poncho and i just had to order it
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i wear white laces in my combat boots. many think it's a skinhead thing to signal white supremacy but it actually symbolizes my cum. not many realize this.
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yeah man $33K for a drunk sorority whore because she did something offfensive meanwhile I can't fucking get my church to donate and help when I'm in need. I am fully expecting a fat "NO" when I go to ask my church when I inform them that my mother's house is in foreclosure
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niggas who answer the phone with "y'ello"
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i'm niggas.
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in a just world grand troon auto 6 would bankrupt rockstar forever, but unfortunately we live in no such world and it's probably going to make them a trillion billion dollars
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in my country, if you are caught with one (1) plastic straw they will vaporize you with ionizing radiation
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"no police chases, crashes or violence guys"
GTA 5 fans are planning one final drive through Los Santos on November 18, the night before GTA 6 releases Players are being encouraged to cruise together peacefully, with no police chases, crashes or violence, as a farewell to 13 years of GTA 5
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if you're not confident enough for a manbag you're not ngmi
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optics mean everything in a world built around spectacle
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little known fact: "looksmaxxing" in the non-loser community is called being a dandy and does not, in fact, mean smashing your own face with hammers and becoming sterile actually.
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who cares about the oot remake? i'm playing the best zelda with the best gf. wait... why am i in this barre-AAAAAAAAAaaaaah~
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when we got to this part she said "thats you btw, we're putting you a barrel and launching you at the enemy" i love her so much. she just gets me.
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i was forcefully admitted to a mental institute. twice. you would not believe the insane niggas they had me shack with just because i was chronically depressed.
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another alcoholic, vivivan, an african woman who unexpectedly became my best friend. heard her music from her headphones and instantly recognized it, and i was like "holy shit you listen to VNV NATION?" that's the like most white music on the planet.
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i have a calming effect on people so i became a peacemaker. i remember this crazy chick who screamed at staff every day that she would gut their entire family, throwing chairs n shit, and i'd be like "alright, let's settle down eh?" and she'd switch off her psycho mode instantly
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