Avg Chicago (Albany Park resident) ex-restaurant manager current bartender for a corner tavern. i spell tjings wrong. I blame chunky fingers, or your vision
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I grew up in Lake County and live in Chicago, I've subsidized your whole life asshole.
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Shouldn’t have doubted Caleb Williams & the Bears 🥶
@getnickwright | @kevinwildes | @Chris_Broussard | @DannyParkins
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If you believe kids are getting sex changes at school, you’re too stupid to be voting.
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Mannnn, look at that deal from @jewelosco for MNF and you're telling me @ChicagosMayor wants to DOUBLE the City sales tax on the beers in that gameday feast?
I thought his budget was making corporations pay their fair share, not football fans? Stop the Chicago #TailgateTax!
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@GrindSimmons94 is live at the podium nitter.gq/i/broadcasts/2JQlRamKl…
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Stacey King forever 👑
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41 years ago today, Dusty Rhodes delivered his iconic “Hard Times” promo.
This is one of those promos that will never get old. Dusty was incredible. 🐐
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Gotta be a top-two most miraculous comeback in Christian history
Christian Watson pulls back up to the game in an ambulance and runs right onto the field #Footballguy
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every time harrison butker misses a field goal a woman becomes an astro physicist
FG attempt is short and the Seahawks maintain their 10-point lead.
KCvsSEA on NBC/Peacock
Stream on @NFLPlus
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FORBIDDEN STUDIOS PRESENTS: MIGHTY ZION ORANGE RANGER 🍊⚡
Straight from the lost archives of 1995 Saturday morning television.
It's morphin' time.
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About 20 minutes before this I told someone in the back that Eddie is the best promo in history. Then I got to stand ringside for this and listen to him prove me right.
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Lock your eyes on the leading #5 car of Kyle Larson at the beginning of this clip
…and never take them off of it.
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Caleb Williams: "I don't have the words to describe what Cole is to me, what Cole is to this team, to this organization. He's the longest tenured Bear, I believe. He's been through it. So, it's challenging, it's tough. I'll be right there with him through every step of whatever the injury is. Cole has been there for me every step of the way, through the first year, the second year and now through this year. So, I can only do the same for him."