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Retep Retals

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Previously a Twitter user.

Joined December 2010
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“He's thrown a kettle over a pub. What have you ever done?”
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I suppose tonight would be a good night to repeat my story about looking round a house I was thinking of buying only to realise that one of the bedrooms had been done out by Ground Force. I’ll keep it short by saying that I didn’t buy the house.
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*changing rooms, handy Andy, same sort of shit anyway.
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And yes, one of the main reasons for the decision was that bedroom.
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The thing I remember most about Tommy Walsh is that for a while Wilko stores stocked Tommy Walsh brand nails, screws and brackets. RIP (Tommy and Wilko)
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The really sad thing is that we’ll never get to see the Ground Force reunion that the nation needs right now. I blame Titchmarsh.
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Normal day on twitter.
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Monday
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I’ve got the fear; Feel Ecstatic After Roast dinner
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SHOW SOME UNITED FANS CRYING YOU FUCKING COWARDS @SkySports
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Sick of Christmas already tbqhwy
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We used to be a country bbc.co.uk/news/business-4989…

Greggs stockpiles pork for sausage rolls ahead of Brexit

The bakery chain wants to make sure that ingredients for its sausage rolls are safeguarded.

bbc.co.uk
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Is Jimmy Nail still dead?
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Crocodile shoes. Really makes you think.
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RIP Jimmy Nail.
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Merry Christmas lads.
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WHAT. THE. FUCK.
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I’ve taken myself out of the running to be the new Bond. Someone had to.
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Saturday
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Pub?
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Pub.
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