Martial Artist. Lifter of heavy things. Shit poster. Married to a snack fiend 💙. Possibly two midgets in a trench coat. Chaotic Stupid. Viva la Raza 🇲🇽
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I still have a turkey flavored jones soda I’ve been saving for a special occasion……
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Also!!! If you’re feeling froggy go follow my new wrestling persona for all the newest and latest of my wrestling shinanegans
Incase this place becomes as hospitable as a colonoscopy administered by Edward scissorhands I’m gonna put up one of these in case all 10 of you that actually interact with me wanna keep at it.
You know you’re in for a rough night when right before your wife comes out of the bathroom she turns on the ventilator fan…..
Finish from my match last night. My ring gear reminds me of why I switched from briefs to boxers. #thickthighlife
The AI that will inevitably enslave mankind evolves from automatic flushing toilets. Skynet will literally be sick of our shit. No questions at this time.
