Mike and I both secretly messaging the same person to buy something off of Facebook marketplace as a Christmas gift, offering over asking, and the woman not selling it to either of us and then venting to each other about it
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Pregnant on my couch in my jams drinking decaf tea so you can be certain that the thirst is not quenched
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If we are pals just know that I’ve looked you up on LinkedIn, I know when your work anniversary is and I’m proud of you for being so professional
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Googling pictures of funnel cakes while my husband works on our September budget and I get a full pass because 1. He loves me and 2. I’m pregnant 💯
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Rhaenyra could have written Please, Please, Please about Daemon but could Sabrina Carpenter become rightful heir to the throne? Probably, actually
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Marry the one who sings along when you make up a song about your puppy sleeping through the night and not doing “inside peeps” to the tune of Gravity from Wicked. That’s the best advice I’ll ever give.
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Absolutely nothing like a “clean out the freezer” dinner on a Thursday. A few egg rolls, pierogis, a piece of garlic naan, two or three samosas and pork schnitzel.
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Sunday morning: my husband and I in the kitchen making bolognese and listening to the Wicked soundtrack with our dog. Didn’t know I could love life this much.
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My husband saw this on my to-do list and was like hey… why are we checking for STDs this week??? FYI to me, that means write a check for my short-term disability insurance 😂
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My super power is that I can cook just about anything really well. My Achilles heel is that I accidentally only shave one leg 42% of the time.
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