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Inventor of the Sock

Ross Ice Shelf, Antarctica
Joined July 2020
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Some of yall afraid to be corny but I was born on the cob – at Secaucus, NJ
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Most empathetic Duke graduate
💥 A perfect example of why Stephen Miller is so thoroughly unlikable. Jim Acosta asks a legitimate question about America’s immigration values. Miller responds with arrogance, hostility and pure contempt. 🙄
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Went to a salad place for lunch and accidentally blurted out to my all-white office “they hate to see a brown boy get a little protein”
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Last week I only spent $42 the entire week
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Guy who works in a medieval society experiencing severe currency debasement and runaway inflation: “I just gotta keep working at this job even though I hate it, you know, copper handcuffs and all”
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The Antichrist speaking: Bro we have to prepare in case the Antichrist shows up
NEW: In leaked recordings, Peter Thiel argued that Nashville should be a moral alternative to Pope Leo XIV and the Catholic Church, which he called “a dubious ally” against a hypothetical future Antichrist Democratic president. “America is the last and final form of the Roman Empire,” Thiel told a closed-door crowd in Nashville’s Masonic Temple. “There is no successor.” He has attacked Pope Leo XIV at least four times this year, once calling him “a useful idiot for the CCP.” thelettersfromleo.com/p/the-…
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I feel like Baron Harkkonen and the Bene Jezzeret watching Feyd Rotha’s gladiator fight
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English names be like “yep this is my Tailor named John” Scottish names be like “this here is my buddy The Boneless from the McDoogal clan”
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Holy shit bro this is like watching Melvin Gordon college highlights
I do harbor a profound sadness for President Trump I was there in 2016 10 years with you and believing in you What the fuсk happen to you... ?
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Have absolutely no work to do rn
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My mom has been using AI to generate pictures of me and Krish depicted as Hindu gods and our dog doing random things like typing in an office cubicle. Much like how a 4th century Maharaja would use his court artists.
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Politicians’ message convincing American voters to flip a KKK state Blue: “Imagine a burger”
They're going to study this ad for centuries
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A Gay White South African man named Chris Pappas who can speak Zulu, defeated Jacob Zuma in the Zulu Homeland state to become the new Governor of the state. Incredible things are happening in South Africa, Incredible things are happening in Africa in 2026.
This one speak Isizulu much better than Duduzane Zuma.
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Chris Pappas was elected mayor of uMngeni Local Municipality in KwaZulu-Natal in 2021 and was nominated by his party for reelection in July 2026. Duduzane Zuma, Jacob Zuma's son, is deputy leader of the uMkhonto weSizwe Party and has not run in local elections. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Pap… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duduzane_…
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Obunga retweeted
Los apodos de las minas: Tati (se llama Tatiana) Los apodos de los hombres:
Replying to @dystorcionado
Falso. Mi amigo, el gordo piñata - a quien le decimos así porque se colgó el día de su cumpleaños - lo hizo con una soga de ferretería, de poco grosor. Y lo hubiera logrado si no lo encontrábamos.
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I loveeeeee buying video games and then never playing them
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I was blowing up a bathroom stall at work, it was so fucking loud and like 3 dudes walked in and I had to hold it in thru the pain until they each left before I let it rip again
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“And in 2024, after his trifecta victory, Trump traveled to the Oracle of Ann Selzer to ask for a holy prophecy. The Oracle replied, “If you cross the Persian Gulf and invade Persia, a great empire will be destroyed.” Smiling, Trump sent his Air Force into Persia 2 years later…”
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“We know why we lost. Btw we’re not going to do anything about it or make any changes so fuck you and the entire GOP voting base”
One of the things the data analysts on our side obsessed over was "composition"—whether the electorate looked close enough to 2024 for Republicans to win. And despite polls that showed a Democrat blowout, the data kept on telling us the same story: in some states turnout was merely OK, in other states it was downright amazing, and in no state was it catastrophic. There was a genuine sense of optimism on our team: our people were showing up. So, I asked the smartest data guy I know, does that mean we're going to shock the world? "No," he told me. "We might do better than the polls suggest. But the data is telling us that a lot of Trump/Vance 2024 voters are pissed and planning to vote for the other guys. Our voters are turning out, but they may not vote for us." Well, that looks prophetic now. Our voters did show up. In Florida, for example, the electorate was 9 points more Republican than Democrat, just a couple points worse than 2024. Undoubtedly there were places we could have done better on turnout. But the main problem is not turnout. The main problem is that many people who voted for Trump/Vance in 2024 voted for Democrats in 2026. There will be a lot of infighting and arguing over what happened and why that is. One of the pollsters I really respect told me that our economic messaging wasn’t sharp enough down the stretch. I’m sure that’s true. But the real reason we lost is obvious to almost everyone. Another pollster—one of the smartest people I know in politics, told me yesterday we’d lose the generic ballot by 13 points. I felt negative going into Tuesday, but even I was shocked by this. In his polling, he saw that a lot of Trump 2024 voters were angry and planning to vote for Democrats. He asked those voters who had abandoned us what would cause them to come back on our team. The top four answers, accounting for nearly all of the responses were: 1) End the war 2) Focus on cost of living/inflation 3) Put America First 4) Change our relationship to Israel Our voters showed up. And the above four reasons are why many of them voted for Democrats. This is according to a pollster who nailed the results. While many spent Monday attacking Rachel Campos Duffy for calling for a diplomatic resolution to the conflict, it turns out her political advice was sound. (She’s also a great person.) In the next few months, there's going to be a lot of gaslighting. Expect to hear any number of establishment politicians say the solution to our woes is amnesty. I'm open to the idea that we should change enforcement—by focusing more on businesses that hire illegal labor, for instance. But anyone pushing amnesty is lying to you. The reason we lost is the war. The president himself said so last night. If you'd like to argue it was worth it, that losing the Senate for the next 6 years was worth it, then do so. Argue it was a worthwhile cost to pay. Agree or disagree, that's at least honest. But everyone knows why we lost. And any honest conversation about where we go from here must start there. I remain hopeful about our country. To the people who are pissed off and want to say, “I told you so”: you’re right, you did tell us so. Take that energy into electing Republicans who share your worldview. To the people who are just pissed at the results, you should be. Let’s take that anger and get back to the work of saving our country.
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Merchant state on a coastal strip, bordered by huge empire(s), kept mostly autonomous as a tribute-pig/trade-vassal, its people seen as disgustingly greedy. What is the modern example(s) of this?
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We got regime change in Texas before Tehran
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MAGA in the midterms
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