Rachel

Oh behalf of the Rachel’s in the world, we do not claim that trash ass human #pumprules

Sliders over burgers hands down

Fuck u and ur ugly mustache @derekcarrqb

Ordered pecans on Amazon because all the grocery stores are our am i ok

The world feels whole now that Britney is free and Lindsay is acting again

Chimichurri is elite

It’s Halloween and I’m watching hallmark Christmas movies

Since no one wants to get back to me from @ChipotleTweets let me share the $85 I ordered earlier which was only some chips and some weird half eaten vegetables that I did not order

Texts to my bf:

Burrata cheese is the best cheese

I don’t ever worry about becoming an alcoholic because whenever I’ve had a rough day I want bomb ass food or a milkshake

I love a good thunderstorm

I’m officially old a boy called me ma’am last night :(

Dealt with the such a rude woman at work and then realized her name was Karen… they really are holding up their reputation to their name

My nail tech told me not to get the color I got ever again because it doesn’t look good with my skin like what

I really hope that when the time comes none of my friends get married on a Sunday

Absolutely love that 90s fashion trends are in right now

Woke up excited cause I thought it was Thursday :-/ sadly mistaken