Richard Cheese-Mould

Oi @Madonna Your book doesn’t fit on any of my shelves. It’s going to have to join the atlas! Yes, we opened ours, but I just noticed that the packaging is splitting. Is yours ‘unopened’? #madonna #sex

Hilarious

Bloody hell. Spring Equinox already. Snow next week. Ne’er cast a clout till May be out! Think on’t. #poetry

And your word of the day is… Fundoplication. That’s f u n d o p l I c a t I o n. Fundoplication. As a layperson, this bizarre procedure makes absolutely no sense at all. As a sewer it’s utterly bewildering. Plus the chances of it working well in perpetuity are about 40% 😳🤨

Kin ell. I know @BSUH_NHS has a lot to deal with but not being able to get an URGENT blood test till mid-April is INSANE! #nhs #savethenhs

I missed your intimate giglet on Tuesday. My best mate was there on my recommendation. He loved you. If I’d been there we could have done sewing! @AngelaBarnes

My heart just broke a bit. There’s a big tattooed and pierced guy outside the vet’s who’s in pieces. Poor guy. I know what it’s like to lose a four legged friend.

#Brenda has donned her cloak of invisibility.

#Brenda hates me.

I’m spending the w/e with my bestie. It doesn’t happen often enough but if it happened more often we’d both be dead/in rehab.

Love that nobody bats an eye when a chap gets off the train at Brighton dressed as a French maid.

Interesting. Some guys have been arrested for nicking data and flogging it. Just checked my passwords. Almost all of them are compromised! Buggery Bollocks. I can’t remember the ones I’m using!

WEATHER!