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Joined January 2020
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Ted Cruz showing up to work tomorrow
REPUBLICANS FACE WIPEOUT IN TEXAS Democrats are ahead in the Lieutenant Governor, Attorney General, Agriculture Commissioner, Comptroller and Land Commissioner races. Democratic candidates also lead in all State Appeals Court and Supreme Court races.
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REPORT TO YOUR NEAREST BUCCEES FOR GENDER REASSIGNMENT IMMEDIATELY BOYS WILL BECOME GIRLS AND PLAY THEIR SPORTS GIRLS WILL BECOME A SECRET THIRD THING NON-BINARY WILL BECOME NON-TRINARY
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Everyone who predicted a blue tsunami tonight
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What a great night 💙💙
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I live in a blue state now
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Texas, today is the day. James Talarico seems like a nice young man and a moderate. That's the act. This is a man who said "God is nonbinary." Who said there are six biological sexes. Who called capitalism an oppressive system he wants to dismantle. And who says we should look to Western Europe for inspiration. Take a look at Paris. His record is just as radical. He voted NO on border security, NO on cutting your property taxes, and NO on stopping cities from defunding the police. Lie to the voters, then get in power. Don't let it work. Get out and vote for @KenPaxtonTX.
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Hinojosa is estimated to win Texas by 4 points, per VoteHub's WinCast.
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Greg Abbott
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Ted Cruz waking up with a new genital tomorrow morning
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We getting rid of Greg Abbott today
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Democrats win everything this is our future
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I am getting reports that Hinojosa and Talarico are actively changing Ted Cruz’s gender as we speak
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The score sits at 6-7 as I see the passing 420 69 scoreline. Truly I have witnessed a miracle #GodIsAlive
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I would like to be a LOT cozier than I actively am.
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Check out the official FMBA Substack with our first ever preseason power rankings fmbareport.substack.com/p/fm…
I started a fantasy Mario baseball league and am taking it way too far (positive)
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I started a fantasy Mario baseball league and am taking it way too far (positive)
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Trying to find a hockey team that speaks to me feels impossible all the ones I like seem to be barreling towards / already in the shitter
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Half of you would rather die than poop the poop I just pooped
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Opened the site out of morbid curiosity and I am absolutely disgusted. I gave a prompt for the “most handsome man in his 30’s” and it generated this. Honestly I am disgusted this feels like an invasion of privacy
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