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Self taught circumcision practitioner. Addicted to morphine. 6’2 because that matters apparently. #Smallbusiness owner. Follow=Joining my harem

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Joined May 2021
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baffles me when people go to the doctor for mundane ass shit like you rly don’t just tuff it out
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plastic surgeons posing with their patients like they’re hinge guys with a fish
マジで中国の美容医療って覚悟キマッてて、 1回でこの量を注入する 額、目周り、鼻、眉骨とかに入れるは基本で、すごい人は耳とか頭にも入れる(額じゃなくてガチの頭ね。) これやってる医者のSNS追ってるけど、かなりの頻度でリタッチしてるからガチで富豪の娯楽
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True oomf retweeted
Her skin was smooth like the bun on a McDonald's double cheeseburger, and her eyes sparkled like McDonald's Sprite. Her lips were painted red, like the ketchup you can order with your McDonald's meal. Her nails were sharp like the knife and fork you don't need at McDonald's
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i love when someone doesnt play about some random ass colour
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i could never take glps bc im way too scared of self administering an injection and if i desensitize myself to it i may as well sign myself up for future heroin addiction
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follow = consent for unsolicited advice
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if ur retarded hop on l tyrosine bro they werent lying
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yall sleeping on the foot fetishers like yeah ill take a foot massage
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almost my one year anniversary of downloading dies irae and im nearly complete the first route 🥹😍🤍
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im watching this my beggar ass cannot be a chooser
‘THE BODY’ is now streaming on Netflix.
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chat bbg how do i turn off the carbon monoxide alarm theres not even a fire
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chat bbg im getting really sleepy can you tuck me in
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i am the chosen one
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accidentally paid €7 for a single cookie because i misread the menu bro fuck this city 😭
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axes femme store opening in germany oh im finna nut
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had this in the drafts for ages it never fails to actualize verbatim every so often
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i shouldnt engage with people determined to misinterpret. entirely unproductive
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True oomf retweeted
saddest sentenc: "baby for sale need crack, also I'm hitler"
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nice seeing this discussed, growing up hearing “strong independent woman” “girlboss” was rly irksome bc it just anchors in no one thinks it’s the default. theres no such thing as a strong independent man
this is a super bad faith reading of this, i understand op..... there was something very alarming and disorienting being told at a young age "girls can do xyz TOO!!!" when youve been sheltered to that point from the fact that girls arent usually expected to do those things.
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or i should say it singlehandedly introduced the idea
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