working on my mail-in ballot right now and reading some of these campaign websites really brings me back to high school student gov when people would just say whatever in hopes of getting elected
had a shitty customer at work right before my lunch yesterday (already planned to get a burger) and this was exactly what i thought to myself
i've seen so many of these lately where is my canadian #imready
the last thing social media needed was "obtrusive tiny popup in the bottom right corner right where your thumb normally goes that only adds an annoying useless feature and can't be removed" (instagram instants and hinge orbit i'm looking at you)
the problem with blind box figurines is that they're fun to have for the first week and then you get bored of them
what's the deal with guys touching your shoulder when squeezing past you in the club like there is absolutely no need for that
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swifties kinda do not have situational awareness. several times now iβve had somebody queue up all too well ten minute version in a crowded bar at 1am in the midst of like charli xcx and slayyyter like please TIME and PLACE
















