gyahaha~!

Seemed interestin’, so I went and exchanged for it. Rather than workin’ your ass off, let’s do this instead! Niki-kun, play with me~♪

... Bingo! Looks like sis' got the loss. The Goddess of Gambling is smiling upon me. I love you, Goddess! ♪

That cheeky lil’ Niki said some deeply moving stuff like I’d never heard before in my life—

Now, now, you guys done changing? Assemble, ‘Crazy:B’! Alias: ‘Amagi Rinne’s lovely servants’…☆

What irritatin’ shit are you whisperin’ about behind my back here?

My throat, it burns! Water, waaateeeer—!

No matter how much they may hate it, no matter how much they'll try to reject me, I’ll steal a kiss from their lips and keep ‘em breathin’ by force! Gyahahahahaha ☆

But, well, it seems like this curse is rooted real deep, so my only choice is to unravel it bit by bit.

What up~! One idol fresh from the shop. ☆

You can’t accept this many? ‘Kay, then I’ll just give these to Kohaku-chan as a souvenir...You’re callin’ me a good Onii-san? I know, right~! And yet, my buddies’ve got me pegged all wrong ♪

But when you remove the bees that don’t do any work at all and once again divide the rest into hard workers, those who work a normal amount, and slackers, the distribution is still 2:6:2!

This is the pandemonium y'all wanted! You guys're the ones who tore open the lid!

Gyahaha! It's crazy that you're so good even though you don't even try! Niki, you're a genius... No, a “goddess of victory”, like your name!

Huh, didja want me to use boiling water instead? Or maybe even hot wax? Kyaaa, you’re a real maniac behind that calm 'n cool face of yours, Merumeru~ ♪

So, Kohaku-chan. Did you find a nice, proper job?

—So quit runnin’ away already!!

I got kinda excited, so maybe I shoulda eat ya before I eat the food!

(I need you to have won because you were just that strong. Please, I’m beggin’ you.)

Gyahahaha ☆ As if I’d ever make such a borin’ bet! Equal terms is what makes a gamble interestin’!

I don’t mind. Other idols can hate me as much as they like, I don’t give a fuck. We’re not best bosom buddies here; we’re business rivals, got it?