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Joined December 2020
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pinned post to say that my in app notifications only show people i follow so if i dont see a reply you made immediately that's why 🌀🌀🌀
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world's most annoying man vs dead eyed goat
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Calling him chunnibyou is actually cursed im sorry hes more of a genki type
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Thomas müller chunnibyou style maybe....
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People are lowkey jumping oop and its kinda crazy because i do agree that it gets a tad weird at times. I wont speak too much on it though because im not about that life...
If i had a nickel for every time i saw a footballer who has the initials LM10 who has been assigned as a small omega while also having to stand trial for committing tax evasion, I'd have two nickels.
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I did the heterochromia because ive seen fanart with it but ive never really seen the reason why hes drawn with heterochomia...like his eyes are the same i dont get it
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Thomas müller chunnibyou style maybe....
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Mourinho is making that face because the horrid state of the falcons has made him reconsider if RMA really is doing all that bad with their .818 win rate in la liga.
The legendary José Mourinho came by practice today 👏 @realmadrid
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He brought out a printer when rma lost in the madrid derby...he couldn't handle that abysmal win rate he'd keel over.
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You can't really gamble your money if you can't get through the doors of the casino my guy.
🚨 DO YOU KNOW: Cristiano Ronaldo leaves Portugal as the only captain in their history to never lose a final. Messi lost 5 finals as Argentina captain. 😬
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Also dont you try to push this nonsense about nations league that is a sham trophy.
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If i had a nickel for every time i saw a footballer who has the initials LM10 who has been assigned as a small omega while also having to stand trial for committing tax evasion, I'd have two nickels.
your bunny has dick and balls and has committed tax evasion before
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I dont actually care about the tax evasion i saw people take it a bit too seriously and I think its dumb i think its just funny that they both got booked for tax evasion.
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It’s fun to mock Ronaldo’s personality but at the end of his international career, it’s worth acknowledging, it’s really funny that he never won the World Cup.
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Yall accuse messi of doing a humble gimmick MEANWHILE ronnie here is the one doing the humble gimmick and you're falling for it.
Ronaldo showed Messi respect when he said goodbye to Argentina. Today, Ronaldo said goodbye to Portugal, and Messi couldn’t even return the gesture publicly.
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约的稿 好想尖叫啊啊啊产品回家。产品
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ronaldo posted "we keep pushing" the day messi dropped his retirement letter now look at this loser being chased out by his national team to the point he had to retire lmaooo
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Highlighted in orange is all goals scored within regular time of a world cup final.
A complete football who hasn’t scored goal in all minutes in football. What a loser
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Makes up for the red doesn't it
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One man felt like he was such a burden to his nation that he retired from the national team effectively immediately, only being brought back by the kind words of everyone around him. The other stormed out and wrote a letter wanting ppl to apologize to him for not starting him.
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"Ough fake humble fake humble" god forbid a man knows his days are numbered.
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