wish I could say I was listening to a banger, but it was just my econ lecture

I’m so tired of receiving AI slop emails and PowerPoints from colleagues and clients. Just send me a voice note at this point

PhD apps due in a month and I’m gen crashing out. On one hand, I wanna be a mustached dilf professor but on the other I don’t want more school

holy fuck I’ve missed so much Genshin lore. What happened to Ronova??

party in the bush? whose bush? 🧐

what do we think of those wrap around forearm to bicep tattoos? I’m considering getting one

wait what if I wanna be a fem queen with a mustache? don’t put me into a box here man

kinda question your gay friend asks you when ur overstimulated and being their DD home

we need to start humbling some of the gays at the club acting like divas pushing and being rude when they’re more chopped than a fruit salad

hope my Dallas boys know I miss them dearly

only LinkedIn recruiters hitting me up are all tech jobs in Dallas. my bio literally says I’m living in Rotterdam and then they ghost me when I tell them 😭