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2026 is the worst, shittiest year I have ever experienced since I was born.
Wtf...
I fucking hate this year to the core, I can't wait for it to end
On January 1st 2027 one minute past midnight
I am saving up money to light up the sky as a fucking middle finger to this bitch๐๐
Nimejitengenezea sink...this what a man feels after successfully doing some handiwork around the house....
Nani ako na plumbing inahitaji DIY ๐ซณ๐๐๐
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Kae ikaba reruaga atia?....irui cirorora na tuletho huko ciumete nyina thutha ciathii kugura nyeni cia raji!???
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Hmm retweeted
Just to minutes in and you're locked, thats how you make people commit to a series.
Butterflies. "In our defense, she is beautiful as fuck, we have seen her eyes and we know you buddy."
Btw Jana nlipatana na crushie, nkamsalimia..
Felt fucking butterflies in my stomach..
ilibidi jioni nikirudi home nimeze kisu, misumari na nyundo...no way a fucking grown black as midnight man with a fucking sprouting beard still has butterflies in his stomach:they had to die..
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I watched heart of the beast and I swear I didn't cry ๐....
*Yeah my eyes became wet..
Beat shit I have watched this week ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
A man and his bestfriend ๐ช..
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Conspiracy theorists (who are never wrong, all conspiracies have been proven to be true) what do you say about this?....
Jaden Smith admits that just one night with 82-year-old Michรจle Lamy changed so much about him, as he reveals heโs already falling in love with her. The two were spotted together once again, taking a romantic walk in Paris.
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Nimewai jaribu kushoot shot nikaturniwa down very fast before niharibu manenos...
"You said unaitwa ,l******** thanks for the compliment ********but at the moment I am not interested"
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Next time nikijua uko maandamo ntakujia hug in the name of solidarity, inakaa kupeana nice soft featherly tall hugs...โค๏ธ...
Ni mimi hide id.
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Kazi yako ni kupigwa na waschana left Right,...Kwani how weak and frail are you?..
Seriously...
My right hand is purple from a strong bite mark. One of my incisors is shaking. My forehead swollen. My back is aching af๐ฌ๐ฌlast time nilipelekana police station and they didn't do shit, actually, they took her number and started asking for ninio๐คฃ๐คฃthis time naenda kwa mganga๐
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My right hand is purple from a strong bite mark. One of my incisors is shaking. My forehead swollen. My back is aching af๐ฌ๐ฌlast time nilipelekana police station and they didn't do shit, actually, they took her number and started asking for ninio๐คฃ๐คฃthis time naenda kwa mganga๐
I am happy to say Jana usiku nilipasuanisha rubix cube na nikaiweka kwa trash bags watu wa takataka waende na hio matakataka ya wazungu....
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