I came in supporting Spain I left supporting Cabo Verde. #FIFAWorldCup #WorldCup
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What we need, as the ancients understood, is not a politician who is a business man, but a king who is a philosopher.
Wait, I just found out that Chili from TLC and Matthew Lawrence are in a relationship.
The two genres of my childhood just collided in an incredible way. #lawrencebrothers #noscrub
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Cinema has existed for over a century and Dracula has never met a dolphin in any movie.
There are so many stories left to tell.
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thank you for your email. I am currently out of the office. I need a holiday—a very long holiday—and I don't expect I shall return. In fact, I mean not to!
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He’s only your fiancé if he comes from the Fiancé region of France. Otherwise he’s just your sparkling boyfriend. A brosecco.
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The message of the scars in the resurrected Christ is not that the resurrection takes the suffering away, but rather that the resurrection catches it up into God’s glory. The resurrection says what is dead can be transformed into life.
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Me: What about that time I saw 11 sets of footprints in the sand
Jesus: Look it’s a public beach
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"it's not a religion, it's a relationship" actually it's only a relationship if it's from le relation region of france. otherwise it's just sparkling religion
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Green juice and an egg burrito with #Tapatio for bfast, are just a few signs that I’m Californian through and through.










