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double down, bitch

Joined April 2024
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Replying to @StreetFightsHQ
he wasn’t wearing underwear wtf???🤣🤣
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“easy as taking candy from a baby” is a dangerous idiom that we should not have normalized. i just bailed out.
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anthropic should make a $50 claude subscription tier I always just need a little bit more than the $20 plan and the cost of usage credits is way higher than using your plan limits… like i bought $20 usage credits and they were gone in like 20 minutes using opus 5.5 on medium😔
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extraño estar de novio y hacer todas esas cosas románticas como apagarle su brillo, arruinarle la vida, hacerla llorar el día de su cumpleaños, alejarla de sus amigos, manipularla, mentirle, ocultarle cosas y nada cosas así
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Just got laid off while dressed as a fucking hotdog
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I saw someone at In-N-Out fill his water cup with sprite and he told me "dont be a hero" then flashed his 9mm concealed carry at me
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the whole middle east should combine their economies and establish a unified currency called durka dollars.
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I'm tired of motherfuckers in school tellin' me, always in the barbershop "Uncle Pussy ain't 'bout this, Uncle Pussy ain't 'bout that" My boy a BD, on fuckin' Lamron and them He, he, they say that nigga don't be puttin' in no work Shut the fuck up, y'all niggas ain't know shit All y'all motherfuckers talkin' about "Uncle Pussy ain't no hitter, Uncle Pussy ain't this, Uncle Pussy a fake" Shut the fuck up, y'all don't live with that nigga Y'all know that nigga got caught with a ratchet Shootin' at the police and shit Nigga been on probation since, fuckin', I don't know when Motherfucker, stop fuckin' playin' him like that Them niggas savages out there If I catch another motherfucker talkin' sweet about Uncle Pussy I'm fuckin' beatin' they ass I'm not fuckin' playin' no more Know them niggas roll with Lil Reese and them
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I went 2school w/a cloak since1st days;it was uncomfortable 2wear it in front f other kids,but I tried 2make up 4it by being naughty&playful
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i’ll block a bitch on uncle pussy
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I woke up feeling like I need to slime something. I need to catch a Rico charge. I wanna put my life in a lawyers hands
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I used 2 Hope da Fucken school Bus would crash N dis chick Ashley would Die so I could touch Her clam b4 Da rescue Team got Us out…Lol
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9 out of ten dentists think u talk like a fag and ur shit's all retarded
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*slips on my own cum and dies*
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not gonna kill the bug in my sink but not gonna save it either. he needs to find his own way out. we both do
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#kirkiversary platinum record
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bitch i need head, i need neck, i need kirk ‼️
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one time trading memes on solana in 2024 a guy in a telegram vc told me that the most bullish thing a project could have is eastern chinese dev who’s hesitant to let you know that he is chinese at all.. i think about that still
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