Ryan “mash” Sawyers Jr.

Hangover so bad my resting heart rate is like 120 rn

my roommate is the worst person i know

It’s seems that starting a deeply unpopular war, was in fact very unpopular

Having a roommate is nice because whenever you’re feeling lazy you go home from class to see them pulling geebs playing lego batman at 1pm on monday and it makes you feel a little bit better

fantasy football is stupid and i don’t even care about it

I work for evil corp

7 years ago today the Washington Nationals shocked the world

There’s nothing worse than halloween in a college town

I don’t doordash unless i’m extermly hungover or sick, and I have the flu so max chud is taking place

The people who write in joke candidates are kinda crazy when you think about it, took the time to register to vote and drive to the polls just to vote for Jesus or Mickey Mouse or whatever

Not even a punt on the day man, i’m just gonna punt the week away

waking up sick gotta be top 5 worst things ever

Lowkey disrespectful to see @On3 calling this a bad loss for clemson rather than a good win for VT

Sellers playing like a heisman when i decide to fucking bet on college football for the first time this year

Texting and driving this, texting and driving that. Let’s talk about eating while driving. I almost killed a family of 4 trying to eat this meatball sub and watch tik tok. You guys share the road with me.

Officially 23 in college #unc #washed

Nothing due until Friday, completely punted the day away