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The Lost Star Wars Audition Tapes
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Somebody put Trump in The Two Towers. Everyone's on horseback, he's on a donkey.
At the Black Gate:
"If you built a big, beautiful wall in the south, you wouldn't have this problem."
"How would you know that?"
"Because I'm a very stable genius."
Wait till King Theoden tells him he has no idea how to defend a fortress.
Missed part 1? The Fellowship is on my profile.
@Picsart
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never leaving this app
like what do you mean that Bukele got the kill strike coordinates from a community note?!
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The Terminator tried to scare 4 action legends with a "Boo," and it's the funniest sh*t I've seen all week.
The last one was Chuck Norris.
You'll want to watch the Terminator's face in the final 5 seconds.
@Picsart
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🚨 | Mario Silva cuestiona a Jorge Rodríguez por celebrar los 250 años de la independencia de EEUU junto a John Barrett.
“Que me disculpe el señor del mazo, Diosdado Cabello, pero ahora tenemos al presidente de la Asamblea Nacional celebrando con los norteamericanos. Desde que nombraron a John Barrett dije a lo que venía y no me equivoqué. Todo esto parece un sainete”.
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Somebody put Trump in The Lord of the Rings, and this time he's sure Boromir is Ned Stark.
"Ned Stark, shut your mouth, swing your ass back to your chair."
"My name is Boromir, who are you?"
"Doesn't matter, sit down."
"Elrond, are you too dumb to count? There are ten!"
Wait till you hear what he tells Galadriel when she has no gift for him.
@Picsart
Somebody put Trump in Game of Thrones. I laughed through all 9 minutes.
He spends the whole thing convinced Ned is Boromir.
"Boromir? I thought you were dead."
"I'm Ned Stark."
"Really good disguise, but don't worry Boromir, I won't tell anyone."
"Okay, listen, little wiener."
"It's called Littlefinger."
"That's the same."
Wait till you see what he rides instead of a horse.
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🇵🇾 Millions of Paraguayans are struggling to access their savings after a massive bank collapse.
Meanwhile, the president's daughter is in the United States posting gym selfies wearing a shirt that says “TAX THE POOR.”
Constanza Peña, who studies at Columbia University, is facing a wave of backlash over the photo.
Her father, Santiago Peña, has just resigned amid the Ueno Bank scandal, which has affected roughly 3 million customers.
The shirt may have been intended as a joke.
But try explaining that one to people standing outside a bank, wondering whether they'll get their money back.
Writer: Oliver
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🇫🇷 Rioters in Lyon set a HIGH SCHOOL ON FIRE while around 1,000 students were still inside trying to attend classes.
Bins and electric scooters were set ablaze outside Édouard-Herriot high school, with flames spreading to the entrance and façade.
Students had to be evacuated as firefighters rushed to contain the blaze.
Thankfully, nobody was injured.
Imagine showing up to school because you actually want to LEARN, only to have people protesting outside set your building on fire.
Writer: Oliver
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SpaceX will attempt to catch both the Super Heavy booster and Starship on the upcoming flight.
If both are successful, it will mark the first time that all parts of an orbital rocket return to Earth intact.
This is the critical breakthrough needed to make life multiplanetary.
More than a dozen flight tests and years of development, with countless hours worked by SpaceX engineers and technicians, all come down to this: the first orbital Starship launch carrying advanced Starlink satellites bound for space.
Watch “Go For Orbit” and experience the moments behind flying the most ambitious Starship mission yet
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The bug is like a joke.
On Alpine Linux, type 257 to 1024 characters of anything and you get root. 💀
‼️ BREAKING: OpenSSH has rushed out a fix for a critical flaw that lets attackers log into some Linux servers without the right password.
The team learned of the bug a day earlier. OpenSSH's Damien Miller says long embargoes now mostly help attackers, because AI agents rediscover bugs, sometimes within hours.
It hits Linux systems on the musl C library with PAM off, such as Alpine Linux. Miller told admins to disable password logins or SSH itself "IMMEDIATELY".
Version 10.6p2 works around it. Systems on glibc or PAM are not affected, and Miller says the root cause sits outside OpenSSH.
