fenian

college christmas is the greatest thing ever created

I miss them

Just listened to a full Logic album while in the gym, so disappointed in myself

What is this phenomenon of a changing room being completely empty except for the one guy blocking the way to your locker

Thinking of courting a girl by performing the Digger monologue with a turntable and all

there’s gotta be a way to harness the motivation caused by work crushes to cure the world of all ailments

I used to be against digital reading but being able to get through a James Joyce short story on a whim is kinda neato

I practice Dave Bautista’s walkout at least once a day and I’ve got the timing down

I’m not autistic I just write out every message into my notes before I send it to someone

Why do I keep getting ads for onlyfans comedy and why do they pick clips where no one laughs

I love doing an exercise again for the first time in a while and thinking I’ve grown in strength and then going back into my notes to see I did it like a month ago with an extra 20 kg and more reps

I see a meme in a different language and I think that adds to the joke and then I realise I’m on the Spanish side of twitter or sumn