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@DoorDash_Help Dasher delivered someone else's food. It's been 15 minutes I've been waiting to talk to an agent online. What gives? Can I just have my money back?
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male birth control is free and it’s called having two monitors and a light up keyboard
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Some of you are asking what about people who don’t have iPhones but you know what fuck those people 🤷♂️
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So look - I love Apple Music, but I’m finding a problem. Pandora does a great job of playing a bunch of shit based on one starting point. I can’t find that with Apple Music anymore. What you got Twitter? Make me smarter.
Few quality of life upgrades on this second day of WFH. ift.tt/3bGzFR1
Happy Friday.
Wash your fucking hands.
Stay home. ift.tt/3bs9TQ8
The music selection is much better when you work from home.
Welcome to the Carnival. ift.tt/3ajAQoX
This game has been on nearly every iPhone I’ve owned. It inevitably gets deleted because I play it far too much. For instance, I did two more runs after realizing it was midnight this morning. 2 more times was a compromise.if you’re still reading, go pla… ift.tt/390eDeb
Them - how’s its going?
Me - another day in paradise.
Inside my head - OH . Think twice. It’s just another day for you... you and me in paradise. ift.tt/2VKRrxt



















