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Bengals, shitposting or whatever everything here is sexual advice

Cincinnati
Joined April 2008
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he's the most ethical baller in the league
NFL QB Deep Ball Performance Week 1-8 Joe Burrow is Elite. #WhoDey #DaBears #JetUp
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Josh isn't the only one who can punt with his arm #ethicalballing
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MY TEAM WONIGAMA!
TEN 36 - CIN 43 🚨 SCORIGAMI 🚨 That is the 1098th unique score in NFL history, and the 3rd of the 2026 season.
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I tried to explain The Rooster and Shrek's penis to a bunch of people at a party and I don't think I'm getting reinvited next year
just referenced this video to a group of friends and they had no idea what I was talking about and I realized in real time I sounded like a lunatic
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The irony of Spain having a Cincinnati themed subway before Cincinnati is not lost on me
Public transportation in Madrid (Photo credit: Jim Schreiner)
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Respectfully, Jonathan Taylor is not worth a 1st (no RB in the league is)
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(Bijan/Gibbs are worth 2 at least)
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I love being a professional idiot
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My couples costume is redbar and Jules (she’s offscreen and definitely exists)
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JOI videos but she’s just telling me to complete basic tasks like taking the trash out and emptying the dishwasher
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ant man posting
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The concept of going to China for plastic surgery and they wake you up and you're just a Chinese woman now is fucking hilarious
Doctors are amazing. She travelled all the way from Australia to China to get facial liposuction and a 9D facial lift, and you won’t believe what she looks like after the surgery. 😳
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call me Scorpion from Mortal Kombat the way I'm cummin' over here
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and people tried to tell us Dex wasn't worth 10th overall lmfao
This is real and it’s spectacular: The Bears are acquiring Jeff Simmons from the Titans in exchange for two first-round picks and a fourth-rounder. Chicago loads up for now, Tennessee loads up for later.
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doctor doctor, send me some nudes.. i got a… bad case of fuckin dudes
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the hitler clip can’t be the only thing venture bros is known for. please.
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Abdul moneyline, Bengals +14, Brewers in 5
i've been studying the polls lately and it looking like to me that el-sayed has a clear shot for senate. voter turnout expected to be high & i be using AI to give me this lock,who yall got money on sayed or rogers
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this is the first I'm hearing of this
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