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David Davidson

@rockskimmer

Dr. Awkward. A freak of nurture. patronus=fainting goat

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I never liked the game Operation because of the surprise buzzing so I took the batteries out and turned it into a relaxing game of Autopsy.
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Oh, this whole time, was it really about having a bawlroom?
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Best $5,000 I’ve ever not spent.
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My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker.
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My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker.
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My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker.
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I stopped writing in cursive before that was cool.
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Today’s Far Side is one of my all time favorites.
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Let’s rename The Epstein Files “The Files of America” so we can start talking about them again.
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My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker.
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My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker.
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My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker.
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My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker.
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Economists don’t know how to count the 17% of the U.S. labor market that is currently tied up in doing trick shots.
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My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker.
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they’re uploading my consciousness to the Wendy’s drive-thru AI
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Having second thoughts about this box of tissues that I selected for the bathroom.
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My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker.
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traffic crones
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My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker.
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My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker.
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