vuln research/xdev at ██████, resident mad scientist

Joined March 2023
91.4% of anxious thoughts never come true.
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> put wrong type of rubbish in the bin > council are big mad > they issue me an unlimited fine and unpaid community service > pop on the bus into town to do me community service > transport bods find my appearance undesirable, bonk me with another fine > mfw
Replying to @PolitlcsUK
From today, police, councils, social landlords and transport networks can apply to a court for a Respect Order, which can also include drug or alcohol rehabilitation, curfews or unpaid community work They will be logged on the Police National Computer so officers can identify breaches and make arrests As breaching an Order will be a criminal offence, the Government says they will only apply to adults to avoid giving children criminal records unnecessarily
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You need to disseminate dangerous info to many stakeholders hoping for no leaks and abuse. Successful coord disclosure requires extraordinary information discipline on behalf of those buying time for defenders. Without discipline, the logical conclusion is shorter timelines. :-/
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Hi everyone I found a super duper widespread remote code execution in PHP! I won't tell you what it is, but it was introduced in exactly version x.y.z -- so now you can Google the big, complicated new features in that version! vulnerability disclosure in absolute shambles
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no you didn't blud
Caught the PHP exploit 4 months ago in some of our honeypots Their follow-on stages were quite Russian-like, surprisingly
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This story is acutely embarrassing
Another British Fumble! £2bn AI data centre in Essex. 23,000 Nvidia chips, planning permission sorted, Microsoft signed up as the anchor tenant Microsoft has reportedly now walked. Because the grid told them they can't have the power until 2033/34 The government literally named this site in its own AI action plan. They talk about AI growth zones every other week. And we can't get 90MW to a field in Essex for 8 years Same story as the reservoirs. We don't build the boring stuff, so the exciting stuff can't happen here
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... I didn't think you could hit these weird socket types from untrusted_app? 🤔
5.10-6.18 Linux Kernel 漏洞提权root,可自行测试 Github仓库:github.com/mitschud/DirtyFra… 提前安装好KernelSU
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unofficial closing party is ongoing in O'Sullivans btw
Tonight's event is canceled due to the protests taking place just outside the bar. We are really sorry to end the event this way, but it's safer for everyone
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ah yes, foreign asset Milliband up to his old tricks? mmmm
🚨 NEW: Ed Miliband is reportedly blocking AI investment into Britain over concerns it harms net zero [@Telegraph]
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Approximately 79,000 of the CVEs in 2026 were for the Linux kernel, I hear
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hello nerds, I will be in Paris for Hexag00ns 🇫🇷 DMs open if you want to grab a beer / fight me / chat about VR etc
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roddux retweeted
Chud labs is announcing our new decision model, Chud-1 - Distilled down to a single 'false' return - 100% on Nothing Ever Happens bench - The West has fallen
Coin labs is announcing our new decision model Flip-1. - Distilled down to 1 parameter - 50% on yes/no bench - Runs fully offline
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🙅‍♂️ “May I meet you?” → Cringe. Old. Stiff. 🙂‍↕️ “May I add you to my tailnet?” → Secure. Private. Wholesome. Slightly unhinged.
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fuck VM_DONTCOPY all my friends hate VM_DONTCOPY
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There is a suggestion in the replies that this is a result of Revolut being compromised, and data for hundreds of high net-worth individuals is for sale online. Possible that some crime gang bought the info and are now doing armed home invasions for crypto theft... good lord.
if you live in the uk and do crypto get the fuck out just got my house invaded, taped up held at knife point & robbed for $800k in so much shock i dont know what the fuck to do, fuck this country. No this is not satire, i fucking wish it was. wallet with stolen funds solscan.io/account/B3pMs331k…
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wait did Ledger actually sell a hardware wallet bundled with a Glock? that's fucking hilarious lmao
I just hope this LTE module of the compromised ledger didn't send out my location💀💀 Otherwise I might need to get the Christmas pack after all
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Incredible how the "panel of experts" suggestions here would have completely ruined the game
This was Microsoft’s confidential international Halo research from October 2000. Only Jaime and I went to the presentation. The first conclusion they came to was that we shouldn’t call it Halo. And that point, I checked out and never listened to a word they said again.
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roddux retweeted
Replying to @ZackKorman
I’ve been implementing both client and server VPN stacks for every (16) VPN protocols for the past few months. It’s been fun! There is a grouping of models that immediately introduce subtle vulnerabilities and backdoors out of scope when working on VPNs. 🦐
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