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It's called Lake Ontario, it's called The Gulf of Mexico, it's called Twitter.

“My administration will be great for women and their reproductive rights.” - Donald Trump

I can't live with the guilt anymore. I going to my local police station to turn myself in for not advertising on twitter.

So MAGA folks, ya'll still got so much faith in the American justice system that you want to expand the amount of convicted felons who are put to death, just like Donald Trump does right?

just keeping this account active in case this site ever stops being completely useless

It doesn't really matter that Clarence Thomas should recuse himself. He can't. His vote has already been paid for.

Dan Campbell is distracting people from noticing that Brock Purdy is Nelson Bighetti.

Are posts that don't contain a video someone being hit or shot still allowed on this site?

If you get a video of someone hitting someone else, the internet already has plenty and does not need it.

If Jim Jordan was so boring that people didn't even notice what an absolute POS he is, then he would be Mike Johnson.

Most people have never heard of newly elected Speaker of the House Mike Johnson and now want to know where he stands on the issues. The Republican response is:

The Chicago Bears are so bad that just reading their play sheet is enough to make your team lose by 20 points.

Corporate Motto: If at first customers don't agree to receive paperless statements, ask again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again

When Patrick Mahomes signed his contract extension for $477 million, he should have held out for $477 million and a helmet that fits.

They said Barak Obama wasn't an American. They said he was a Muslim. They said he was a Marxist. They said Michelle used to be a man. Now they're saying he's a gay crack smoker. Can't you see it's all to distract you from the fact that at age 2 he killed JFK. Wake up sheeple!

I was told that drinking beet juice could help my blood pressure. I'm not sure if it has lowered my blood pressure, but it has lowered my will to live.

Sometimes white women go along with racism thinking that there will never be consequences for them because they are white, and women. But then sometimes reality hits like a chair on the head.

Another Arraignment Day, yet Sean Hannity says that Trump is not guilty. Now why would Sean Hannity think that it's okay to lie to millions of people to make money off of them and get them to do horrible things?