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Carl Roidwards (Alpha Male)

@roidwards

Account is not run by Carl, or anyone associated with him. I am not pretending to be Carl, as this account is parody. I am not Carl Edwards.

 underground bunker in Missouri
Joined January 2015
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Bret Flat Earth Bible Jesus@bretfebibljesusOct 28
🤣🦤 Globers are a bunch of dodos and ostriches thinking they are hiding from the truth.
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Bret Flat Earth Bible Jesus@bretfebibljesusOct 28
🤣 This is so priceless!💧😵‍💫 “Curved water”
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Bret Flat Earth Bible Jesus@bretfebibljesusOct 26
Movie studio set lighting for NASA’s fakery.
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Faux Real
@Back_Again_Oh1Oct 23
Truth
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@TheGlobeIsDeadOct 23
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James Diehn@nascarguy69Oct 23
Breaking: Mark Martin, beloved legendary NASCAR driver who won 40 races throughout his cup career, had people scared yesterday after Jeff Gordon posted a tweet that was arguably poorly worded. Mark is 67 years old.
Jeff Gordon (@JeffGordonWeb) profile pictureJeff Gordon
@JeffGordonWebOct 22
Mark Martin was a fierce competitor and someone I admired long before I had the chance to call him a teammate and a friend. When he asked me to write the foreword for his new book, I was honored. Be sure to pick up a copy of “Never Lift.” There’s a lot more to Mark’s story than I ever knew. Order here: amzn.to/4jBY7Js
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Saving Country Music
@KyleCoroneosOct 22
One of the all-time greats is gone. John Anderson has passed on. A remembrance: savingcountrymusic.com/count…
Country Legend John Anderson Passes Away at the Age of 71 - Saving...

Country Legend John Anderson Passes Away at the Age of 71 - Saving...

John Anderson's voice was like caramel being run through a volume pedal. He became the favorite singer of many of your favorite singers. That is why it comes across like the mother of all gut...

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Ian Rapoport
@RapSheet1 Dec 2018
#Patriots WR Cordarrelle Patterson was fined $13,369 for unsportsmanlike conduct, grabbing the 🥜 of #Jets DE Henry Anderson in a pile. #Ouch
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True Earth
@TrueEarth2Oct 15
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restinpeace globe
@TheGlobeIsDeadOct 15
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restinpeace globe
@TheGlobeIsDeadOct 12
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Pyrography Patriot (@FireLineFighter) profile picturePyrography Patriot
@FireLineFighterOct 12
Replying to @TheGlobeIsDead
Your ignorance and stupidity does not debunk gravity. Learn some science clown.
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Dakota The Astrowolf
@DakotaAstroWolfOct 11
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there
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@TheGlobeIsDeadOct 11
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James Diehn@nascarguy69Oct 8
Hearing a retired 4 time Cup Series champion is planning to run the 2027 Daytona 500 with Spire 👀
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John Kriesel
@johnkrieselOct 3
This is the diagnosis of most Vikings fans.
Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) profile pictureQuite Interesting
@qikipediaOct 3
CHEROPHOBIA is the belief that when you are happy, something bad will happen soon.
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nascarman
@nascarman_rrSep 16
RIP Peter Max Max's artwork brought joyous bright colors to the world. His design of the "Millenium Car" for Dale Earnhardt in 2000 was a special and rare moment when a well-known artist used a NASCAR race car as a canvas.
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Joe Rogan
@joerogan30 Sep 2013
Replying to @macklemore
@macklemore Come do some porn with me.
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shirts that go hard
@shirtsthtgohardSep 7
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SportsCenter
@SportsCenter15 Sep 2014
THIS JUST IN: Vikings announce RB Adrian Peterson is returning to team and is expected to play Sunday.
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Omer
@PromptingLLMsAug 27
All angles of Lucia's FEET from the GTA 6 Extended Look Netflix Premier.
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