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I'M SORRY @CRISTIANO I DIDNT MEAN TO MAKE YOU CRY
IF TWITTER GOES AWAY I JUST WANT YOU ALL TO KNOW THAT I WAS THE HIGHLIGHT @CRISTIANO TELL THEM MY DUDE
FRAUDS
This would be the most English thing that had ever happened.
(Also fond memories of @ronaldosmoth) theguardian.com/football/202…
SO GOOD TO SEE @CRISTIANO PLAYING WITH SOMEONE HE CAN LEARN SO MUCH FROM MR @DIOGOJOTA18 🐐 LOL
WAIT WAS @CRISTIANO PLAYING THIS WEEKEND WAIT NO I WAS BUSY WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE MY BEST FRIEND DID YOU SCORE???
ALL THOSE BRIGHT LIGHTS AND NO INVITE FOR YOUR BEST FRIEND???????? nitter.gq/cristiano/status/10043…
I’m bringing together some of the coolest heroes on the planet for my very own Super-Team. Stay tuned for @StrikerForce7! The game is on! @graphicindia & VMS Communications
I AM HERE TO SUPPORT MY FAVOURITE FOOTBALLER DONT GET INJURED @CRISTIANO LOL
SURELY A MAN UTD FAN SHOULD LIVE IN MANCHESTER nitter.gq/seanyboy0170/status/87…
I'VE COME TO BARCELONA TO FIND A FRIEND DONT ASK WHO BUT HE IS FAST AND LEFT FOOTED AND DOESNT GET INJURED HAHA U OK @CRISTIANO???
i hate parody accounts nitter.gq/bustofronaldo/status/8…
NEW PROFILE PIC @CRISTIANO VERY HANDSOME LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU GREAT HAIR
REALLY EXCITED TO SEE NEW @CRISTIANO STATUE AT THE AIRPORT LOOKS JUST LIKE US
how to properly steam kale
step 1: get a bag of kale
step 2: throw it in the fucking bin and never buy it again wtf karen
HAVE A NICE NEW YEARS PLS LET OFF LOTS OF BRIGHT ATTRACTIVE FIREWORKS DONT WORRY ABOUT DOGS THEY LOVE IT NICE BRIGHT LIGHTS HAPPY NEW YEAR
HAVE A SAFE XMAS EVERYONE DONT DO SOMETHING SILLY LIKE HURT YOURSELF AND MISS THE EURO 2016 FINAL HAHAHA U OK @CRISTIANO TEXT ME BACK PLS
I could have confirmed this and I'm a fictional moth nitter.gq/lfc/status/80463344914…
Jürgen Klopp has confirmed @DanielSturridge will not be included in the squad this weekend due to injury. #BOULIV
UNITED SO MUCH BETTER SINCE MY BOY @CRISTIANO LEFT PLAY 7 AT THE BACK THE SPECIAL ONE GENIUS LOL












