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Iliad-pilled || Hades 1 & 2 || Patrochilles Yearning & Shitpost Central || δΈ­/ENG/FR/ζ—₯本θͺž || 🍁 || Not TSOA-compliant

Joined April 2016
My Patroclus design inspirations are both gorgeous; it's normal if my art alternates between short and long hair they're the same guy πŸ™πŸ’•
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latest art of my beloved #patrochilles in their teens and bite-size 🀏🏻 (peleus' sources of high cortisol 😭)
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Achilles: "it needs to have your the natural oil from your hands on it on it or I won't eat it" Patroclus: "...and this isn't even the most unhinged thing he's said this week"
HC that Achilles is like those dogs that won't eat unless their owners pretend to cook it up for them by chopping it, seasoning it, then microwaving it. And it must be Patroclus that does it
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whoever Meli slayed first in that particular run πŸ‘Œ
two bros, chilling in a stadium, waiting to get their asses handed to them by Hades's daughter for the 1293th time cause they're not(?) gay!! #hades2 #prometheus #herakles
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(Translation: I have no stakes in this fight LOL)
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From all of us to all of you, HAPPY HALLOWEEN!πŸŽƒ Even if you're just dressing up as yourself like these five lazy lumps over here. No treats for the likes of them!
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never gonna get over Patroclus's Hades 2 arcana card being called "The Excellence"... like, yeah, he was... excellent... πŸ˜­πŸ™πŸ’•βœ¨οΈ
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Never going to stop worshipping the ground Supergiant walks on πŸ™
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PatnChilles retweeted
i just needed an excuse to post patroclus in a bunny suit. #patrochilles #HappyHalloween πŸŽƒπŸ°
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ao3 being down when you can read 5 languages is like "shrug I've got 4 backups"
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wish I can learn homeric greek & then attic greek faster and get to them BCE fragments of patrochilles fanfics (this is a joke)
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two bros, chilling in a stadium, waiting to get their asses handed to them by Hades's daughter for the 1293th time cause they're not(?) gay!! #hades2 #prometheus #herakles
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Thank you for the ask and for the kind words!
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It will never not be funny to me that Achilles is the one slathering Patroclus with terms of endearment in the Iliad Achilles: "Oh, Patroclus, you who delight my heart, Oh Great One, Zeus-sprung, my most beloved companion, my dear head" Patroclus: "Achilles what do you want"
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You will have to pry this dynamic (besotted Achilles generous with his words of praise vs Patroclus who just calls him by his name) from my cold dead hands.
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Yes Patroclus calls him "glorious" or "wrathful" in front of others. But when they are alone, he just uses "Achilles." And that's so beautiful to me. And when he's pissed it's "monstrous hero." Don't piss off Patroclus.
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bro's slow on the uptake
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jokes aside feel free to send me stuff on strawpage :3c yes I'm a patroclus simp he's best boi he's my profile's pinned post forever he's the light of my life I'd fight Achilles for him (staked through the chest by Achilles's ash spear)
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Remember kids, when u can't reason with Achilles or bribe him, u can still flash the Patroclus card & hope for the best. Tried & true method sanctioned by wisest man on the planet, Nestor.
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HC that Achilles is like those dogs that won't eat unless their owners pretend to cook it up for them by chopping it, seasoning it, then microwaving it. And it must be Patroclus that does it
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Ptchs warm up
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