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2x chlamydia survivor | Handjob enjoyer | Perfect afters attendance | Fuck the SEC

Joined October 2024
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My body is a temple. Except that temple is the world trade center and everyday is 9/11
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Yo they fucking hated this guy lmaoooo
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Stadium
NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani on attending the same game as Trump: “I will be in a very different section of the stadium (than Trump).” (nytimes.com/athletic/7339754…)
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They don’t even know man. #LuckyBastards
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Calling Oklahoma City “The O”
See yall for Game 5 in the O
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Mikal Bridges experience:
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The Cavs just posted “new rules” for fans attending the game tonight, including - “Wear the damn shirt” - “No warm welcomes” - No sitting in the 4Q
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LMAOOOO
Nick Bosa when he’s about to sack Jaxson Dart
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Kylie Jenner reveals her breast implant specs on TikTok 💀
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Friendly reminder that on November 23rd, 2024, Jaxson Dart threw an interception vs Florida to seal the game, cried about it on the sideline, had the play overturned, then came back on the field with tears in his eyes to throw another one and cried some more
Jaxson Dart: I'm grateful, I'm honored, I'm pleasured to introduce the 45th and 47th president of the United States of America, President Donald J. Trump.
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When I see an elderly person at the grocery store
First time seeing this one 😂😂😂
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Carson Beck
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Where the fuck did you get this from, Antarctica?
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You wanna get nuts? Let's get nuts.
🤖 Made with AI
LSU assembling the horniest coaching staff known to mankind and UGA alums getting busted for reckless driving… Is it national “embrace your program’s biggest stereotype week” now?
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They might just beat yo ass
Going to GameStop to trade these in. Wish me luck
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Thunder fans chanting “refs you suck”
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The absolute best rehab plan a week after surgery is being in jail for 30 days. That’s what they always say
One week before being ordered to serve 30 days in jail, Kansas City Chiefs wide receiver Rashee Rice underwent a clean-up surgery on his right knee to remove loose debris that was causing inflammation and now is expected to sideline him two months, league sources told ESPN.
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Favorite guy on Instagram right now is this old dude who posts POV videos of you getting violently murdered and then sometimes plays Jazz
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So it begins....
Fernando Mendoza in his Raiders uniform for the first time.
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Mfs got Allen Iverson coming off the bench man fuck this team
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