filmmaker, musician, writer

Seattle, WA
Joined August 2014
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They should offer self euthanasia through the McDonald’s app
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thinking about pursuing a career
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Seattle is a hard place to live when you like to Hang Out no one is trying to Hang Out here
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hog glove mud
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I feel like a proud parent who did fucking nothing to help their child
Will Angus, who appears in “Artificial” as Anthropic co-founder Dario Amodei, says Andrew Garfield “nailed” his performance as Sam Altman: “He has this vocal fry in between lines, kind of when he’s thinking, that he really nailed. The walk, the head movements. It was spooky.” variety.com/2026/film/news/a…
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Binder blasted his way to a Luca guadagnino movie
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rose retweeted
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I’m not a headless horseman I’m a headless horse, man
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oscar the grouch was genuinely disgusting and a fucking freak. if i was posted up w elmo and oscar started hating on him i would up pole and populate his green body with hollow points
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russian roulette
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i would be so fucking embarrassed to be on seal team 7
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Adam Nayman reviews always have a line that could make me spit take under the right circumstances
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spiderthem: brand new they
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when she got hyperpop daily humor but you genuinely haven’t gotten play since the ian freestyle
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IM #CREGGNANT AND I NEED A #CSECTION ❤️❤️❤️
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I’m at work like🤔 “y’all need any help with that” 😂😂😂little do they know the coral snake in my belly is starting to creep up my esophagus and when I unhinge my jaw it’s gonna attack ⚡️but then they catch it like a writhing eel and squeeze the life out of it and then we kiss?
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NL's peloton discord channel is one of the funniest places in the world
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Neurodivergent sex offender that’s like “my executive function is so bad I keep forgetting to register :-(“
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really hard to read James Baldwin knowing he shot that poor cinematographer
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