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London, England
Joined June 2009
Every time I check on my @madedotcom order, the delivery date gets pushed back further and further. 6 MONTHS for a desk chair? Absolutely crazy! Also it still says only 10-12 weeks delivery in their website! Just false advertising
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Please do not take medical advice from a man who looked directly at a solar eclipse.
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What fresh hell is this?
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If Brexit ever actually gets done, what will all the politicians who do absolutely nothing but walk around all day saying 'Let's get Brexit done' do then?
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Lost my khaki coat somewhere between Hampton and Teddington this morning. Must have dropped it when walking to work 😩 it has my keys & headphones in the pocket so if anyone finds it, please let me know! @Teddington_Town @LoveHamptonHill
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UPDATE: I’ve found my jacket! Thanks all for sharing
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Selling 4 x standing tickets for Raleigh Ritchie tonight at Shepherds Bush Empire £15 each #twickets
Just completed a 3.08 km run with @Runkeeper. Check it out! rnkpr.com/akm1vcc #Runkeeper
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Just completed a 3.08 km run with @Runkeeper. Check it out! rnkpr.com/ajbly51 #Runkeeper
Wrong. People were marching because we love our NHS and hate what the Tories are doing to it. Healthcare is a human right. xitter.cf/realdonaldtrump/status…
The Democrats are pushing for Universal HealthCare while thousands of people are marching in the UK because their U system is going broke and not working. Dems want to greatly raise taxes for really bad and non-personal medical care. No thanks!
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Last Royal Wedding cost the taxpayer £20-30 million for security alone. A few months back 71 infants and old ladies were incinerated in their own homes because the council couldn't afford an extra £5,000 for fireproof cladding. Forgive my lack of enthusiasm for the #royalwedding
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Yeah I have no headphones for this journey so I'm tapping away here, telling the world uninteresting thoughts.
Or it could have been because I sneezed and hiccoughed at the same time and it confused the shit out of her
Think the woman sitting next to me on the train just moved because of my constant sneezing and sniffing. IM ONLY HUMAN OKAY?
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When you need to sneeze and hiccough at the same time... that's a weird feeling.
Whatever the final result, our positive campaign has changed politics for the better.
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Watch this. It's damning. Theresa May is NOT keeping us safe. This is dangerous as fuck.
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Rose Taylor retweeted
.@theresa_may’s comments are reckless and misinformed.
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 which one is it @Lord_Sugar
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