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Ross Hyzer

@rosshyzer

The Hudsucker Proxy is a Buddhist classic

 Florence, Italy
Joined July 2010
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Just found out ADHD doesn't stand for "A Day of Hot Diarrhea" 🤦🏻‍♂️
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Patton Oswalt
@pattonoswaltNov 4
“Faceless men in rooms deciding the future of the world, except that they’re not. The world turns and confounds them every time.” — Nick Harkaway, KARLA’S CHOICE (2024)
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I can’t believe how thrilled I am at the prospect of this country doing the absolute rock bottom bare minimum of not being all the way double black diamond stupid.
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HOW CONVENIENT THAT THE LATE POINTS FAVORED THE KNICKS.
Matt Egan (@MattEganCNN) profile pictureMatt Egan@MattEganCNNJun 11
With 8 minutes left in the game, the Spurs had a huge lead and a 99.5% chance of winning, according to ESPN analytics. The Knicks had just a 0.5% chance of winning -- before ultimately winning
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SG💍🏆@SG212MSGJun 11
OG Anunoby really a mental health advocate the way he saved sm lives tonight omg
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Stavros Halkias
@stavvybabyJun 9
Pedophiles and private equity have ruined America and, more importantly, the New York Knicks home court advantage
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Rick Paulas@rick_paulasApr 26
Non-zero chance that Alex Jones has tried reaching out to Mark Proksch to get dirt on Heidecker.
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Dan Wilbur@DanWilburMar 26
Great new bonus episode about how important it was for The Smothers Brothers to feature people like Pete Seeger on their show before CBS pulled the plug! Topical!
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"So what is it like hanging out with comedians?"
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trash jones@jzuxMar 16
everyone keep making art! they want to stop you but they can't! everyone make more art NOW!!!
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Because we celebrate Ben Folds taking his girlfriend to get an abortion
Callum🗿 (@CaliJ98) profile pictureCallum🗿@CaliJ9824 Dec 2025
Just discovered Americans don’t have Boxing Day….its not even a holiday? Truly a backwards nation
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The spaghetti scene in Lady and the Tramp is so memorable because the rest of the movie is wack as hell
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Italy's PM is a right-winger, but this is still happening because Italy had a general strike that scared the shit out of them. Strikes r the most effective way to stop profits, get demands, & force policy changes If u can shut down profit, u can make any politician do anything.
Ashok Kumar (@comrade_kumar_) profile pictureAshok Kumar
@comrade_kumar_24 Sep 2025
Italy to send navy ship to escort the Gaza aid flotilla. This is a direct result of Italy’s general strike for Gaza.
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An alcoholic morning show host becoming Secretary of War is some Kurt Vonnegut shit
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I am once again asking you to stop sending us money. But we do need your time. ⏰
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It's hard to think of a movie more improbable than Mr. Popper's Penguins. $55m, Jim Carrey and Carla Gugino, full theatrical release, and the whole thing is insane, like a movie in a dream you can't wake up from.
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Jim Carrey fills his fancy apartment with snow in order to hatch penguin eggs. The villain is a zoo keeper. The plot revolves around scheming to take over Tavern on the Green.
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Charles Grodin just straight hating his family's dog is one of the great roles in cinema history
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Rory Blank@BoneJail25 Aug 2025
i'm certain I'm not the first person that this has occurred to, but I do think it's really funny that Zorhan Mamdani's scavenger hunt gambit flies directly in the face of the notion that New York is a dangerous crime ridden hellscape that you wouldn't want to walk around in
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An American is someone who doesn’t believe in a caste system based on heredity, for starters
Still Boneless (@still_boneless) profile pictureStill Boneless
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What is an American?
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Stunned to learn that in Air Bud the dog plays basketball for only like 5 minutes
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