ALT A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is complaining about his job, inaudible because Green is not paying attention. Green has his eyes closed, meditating instead. Green: I must not suggest solutions. Solutions are the vent-killer. I will face the vent. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has passed, I will see its path, and there will be nothing. Only we will remain. Blue has reached the end of his string of complaints, looking at Green with a frown as he finishes. Green looks at him, deeply focused. Blue: ...And that is why my job sucks. Green: Yes.
ALT Wall calendar schedules for USL Timbers, 2004 to 2009.
ALT Me, on the couch, wearing a T shirt emblazoned with the text “distance raptor” over a horizontal line, below which “time raptor,” then an equals sign, and “veloci raptor” written on top of the silhouette of a rather demonic looking velociraptor. I bout this shirt to make my teen daughters roll their eyes at me and I am gratified to report success.