Ryan Ostendorf (@rostendorf) profile picture

Devout Catholic, Husband, Dad of 5; Geek, G+ refugee, and very ADHD.

Joined June 2008
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Fortunately, I moved away before this occurred, resetting my mater password at LP in the process, but many others weren't so situated. Surprisingly, I know MSPs with "security conscious" teams still using LP. Time to get out, folks. palant.info/2023/09/05/a-yea…
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Apple's statement is the death knell for the idea that it's possible to scan everyone's comms AND preserve privacy. Apple has many of the best cryptographers + software eng on earth + infinite $. If they can't, no one can. (They can't. No one can.) wired.com/story/apple-csam-s…
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Well crap. That's the end for @HelmSecure. Gonna have to figure out what to do with my mail and files. These guys have worked really hard and had an awesome product. Such a shame.
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Hey @UrbanAirPark I cancelled my membership at the end of December (12/29/21). I was charged again at the end of January (1/29/22) and your team refuses to refund my money. Care to step in before I exercise other options?
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Someday, the only unremade Disney film will be Song of the South. And some producer will be sitting in an office, sweating, his hand twitching. But the pact he swore for riches and success will compel him. "Remake everything" the voices will whisper, as his eyes fill with Madness
A live-action adaptation of the classic animated film #TheAristocats is in early development at Disney, Variety has confirmed. bit.ly/3IiDGLw
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Hey @DNSBLInfo so, spamcannibal[.]org has been defunct for a while now and has been squatted. The * redirect means that all queries result as blacklisted, which is obviously not good to rely on. Please delist!
I didn’t ask for this
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Hey @visiblecare my wife and I lost all service in the middle of a port. Any calls or texts to our numbers are now blackholed with a Verizon message saying the number has been disconnected. Wth?
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Very disgruntled now @visiblecare @VerizonSupport. Both say it's others' error. No exaggeration; Verizon: "it's out of our hands, we can't control how long a port takes from the provider" & Visible: "accounts don't close if the port is incomplete, so must be an error on Vzw side"
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It is obvious that all marriages are imprudent marriages; just as all births are imprudent births. If prudence is your main concern, or if (in other words) you are a coward, it is certainly better not to be married; and even better not to be born.
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Do eat meat today!
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petition for tobey maguire, andrew garfield and tom holland to recreate this meme while theyre all together on set
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I stand by this.
"Mead is the Northern European version of tequila." - @rostendorf This has been deep thoughts with Ryan.
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#Bitcoin's first full day on @overstock.com was a huge success: 840 orders, $130,000 in sales. Almost all new customers. #stunned
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