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Johanns Rogers retweeted
the thing is that this is about five minutes after about 300 years of it being the other way and no one giving a fuck, and the other thing about it is that you can still buy older books, and that older books--mostly about and by men--are still taught in school.
Young boys are being discouraged from getting into reading—and it’s because more books are missing one key element, @sophiah_n reports: theatlantic.com/culture/2026…
Johanns Rogers retweeted
Many scholars have made this argument. But it's the first time that I personally am making it, which is pretty exciting for me
Johanns Rogers retweeted
everything about cats is perfect. their little faces, their weird personalities, their tiny paws, absolutely everything.
Johanns Rogers retweeted
“We as Christians are called to do more than charity. We are called to challenge the systems that make charity necessary.”
-James Talarico
Nonbelievers and believers alike should appreciate this.
Johanns Rogers retweeted
last time i can post this
Russell Brand has been found guilty of one count of rape and three counts of sexual assault.
The judge has said he will receive a prison sentence at his hearing on Monday.
(apnews.com/article/russell-b…)
Johanns Rogers retweeted
The talks are only part of TEDxColombo.
It’s also the conversations, people, spaces and unexpected moments that make the experience.
Some things can’t be felt through a screen. You have to be in the room.
29 Nov | Temple Trees
tedxcolombo.org
#TEDxColombo #TEDx
Johanns Rogers retweeted
I don’t mind the John Lewis advert. I feel nostalgia for me in it. Which I presume is the point. Christmas has changed. I would have loved that daft dog. Bairns today just don’t see the magic in that type of toys as their toys are so advanced compared to ours.
Johanns Rogers retweeted
There’s nothing wrong with the John Lewis advert.
There’s a lot wrong with people criticising it making it their whole identity .
#ActingYourAgeCampaign
#GetAGrip
Johanns Rogers retweeted
Oh how how you got the @JohnLewisRetail all wrong!
It isn't about spoiled kids!
Gran can buy anything, but the toy reminds her Christmas is about moments, not stuff!
And its even funnier how some of the outrage seems more about the mixed-race family than the plot!
I mean..who could have predicted this?
Johanns Rogers retweeted
Some folk haven’t bothered listening to the lyrics of the song. “You don’t always get what you want…you get what you need”.
The kids want the money but they need the love and the magic of Christmas.
People seem to have taken this advert at face value instead of thinking.
So the plot of the John Lewis 2026 advert is as follows. Grandmother opens door to her obnoxious, rude and badly behaved grandchildren who proceed to trash her house. Motivated to distract them in some way she searches out a cherished Christmas wooden toy from the attic. But that fails to impress the little shits either. So she resorts to buy the entire Christmas stock of her local John Lewis store to bedeck a room in her London W1 townhouse with wonderment costing £ thousands. Only then do the spoilt little brats show any emotional engagement. What message does this put out, eh?
Johanns Rogers retweeted
John Lewis made a Christmas ad where a grandma gets told off by a talking toy dog for putting cash in her grandkids' cards. The store has a very good reason to want that cash.
Its own research says more than half of grandparents give money because they're not sure what to buy. That's a lot of Christmas spending that never gets anywhere near a John Lewis till.
And John Lewis really can't afford to lose it. Last year its department stores did £4.9 billion in sales and kept £58 million of it as adjusted operating profit. That's about a penny and a half on every pound. Then sales dropped 2% in the first half of this year as people stopped buying bigger stuff.
Hand a kid £50 in a card and it's probably going on Amazon or a Roblox top-up, nowhere near a department store.
So watch how the ad plays out. Gloria writes the cards and tucks the cash inside. Pickles, a toy dog voiced by Paul Whitehouse, comes to life, scolds her, and drags her off to John Lewis. On Christmas morning the grandkids open their cards and find them empty, and then Gloria unlocks her "Gran Cave" full of disco lights and presents she picked out herself. The money leaves the envelope and ends up in a John Lewis basket.
The dog doing all the lecturing is a Fisher-Price pull-along toy John Lewis has sold for 60 years, and yes, you can buy him. Kristin Scott Thomas's outfits and the stuff in Gloria's house are shoppable too.
That's what bugs people who grew up on these ads. Back in 2011 John Lewis ran The Long Wait, the one where a little boy is counting down to Christmas so hard you assume he's dying to open his presents. He wakes up, walks right past his pile, and runs to his parents with a gift he wrapped for them. The agency behind that one, Adam&Eve, spent 14 years building John Lewis Christmas around giving. John Lewis replaced them with Saatchi & Saatchi in 2023, and the stated goal for that first campaign was moving shoppers from "consideration to conversion."
The 2011 ad was set to Please, Please, Please, Let Me Get What I Want, and fifteen years later John Lewis picked You Can't Always Get What You Want for the one where grandma has to buy her way back into the room.
🚨BREAKING: The John Lewis Christmas Advert 2026 has become one of the worst reviewed in the stores history
The comments on YouTube have been TURNED OFF
There are currently 5 times the dislikes as there are likes
The Plot:
- Entitled children ignore their Grandmother, won't even hug her
- She tries to give them nice, simple, meaningful toys to play with, they ignore her
- She goes to John Lewis to buy expensive toys
- The kids now love her
It's an awful message featuring a diverse family as always