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Effective Immediately, all organizations using PHP for their systems are advised to be prepared for an update addressing two critical vulnerabilities. PHP is widely used for web applications. These vulnerabilities often provide a direct path to the server's file system or database. If an immediate update is not feasible, it is recommend that organizations take the system offline until it can be fully mitigated. NSA will follow up shortly with more specific guidance.
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Rowanbol retweeted
🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪
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Estrogen wouldn't work on this guy because the moment it's injected into him, it's gonna look around and ask itself, "The fuck am I supposed to do?"
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i literaly screamed and my parents came to my room.
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Rowanbol retweeted
Crazy 72 hours in security. Three major incidents dropped back-to-back: eMudhra, PingCAP (TiDB Cloud), and PHP. Here is the short version of what happened and who got hit. 1. eMudhra (Trusted CA compromise) eMudhra generated 8 intermediate CA certificates in April 2025 (cross-signed by Sectigo). A bug in their HSM key-wrapping test script created a second set of P-384 keys where the private keys were single-byte numbers under 256. Operators picked the wrong key labels and signed them into real CA certs. One of the intermediate CA private keys was literally the number 4. The other seven: 56, 66, 115, 155, 156, 230, 237. Three weeks later (May 2025), their CRL signatures started failing because the CRL signer was using the real keys instead of the weak ones. Instead of asking why the keys didn't match, someone switched the CRL signer to the weak keys and closed the ticket. • Browsers are safe: Chrome, Firefox, Apple, and Microsoft already blocked them, and zero rogue certs hit CT logs. • Servers are not: curl, Python (certifi), Go binaries, and Docker base images don't check CRLs. Update ca-certificates, certifi, and Go (1.27.3 / 1.26.10). • 10-second check on any server: curl dv-g3b-emudhra.we-have-a-pro… (TLS error = safe. 200 OK = still vulnerable.) 2. PingCAP / TiDB Cloud (10.6 TB breach) Attackers found GCP and Azure credentials committed inside PingCAP's own repos. They set up a replication feed of TiDB Cloud's production control plane and exported the entire database every 6 hours for 22 straight days. 88 full exports, zero alerts. 200 GB is already out on torrents. Beyond the 413 private repos and 20.6M customer SQL queries logged from their web SQL Editor, PingCAP engineers were pasting customer secrets into Jira tickets. Who is affected in the leaked records: • Live credentials exposed in support tickets: - Pinterest: AWS keys for their pingcap-logs S3 bucket - CardX / Silverlake (NPCI-linked env): AWS admin key in a backup log with full access to 258 external S3 buckets - DeBank: 38 presigned S3 URLs - An unnamed AI/dev platform: a 314 MB slow-query log attached to a ticket containing 8,027 live customer secrets (an AWS root key, a GitHub admin PAT over 1,701 repos, 7,485 AWS STS tokens, and 192 OpenAI/Anthropic/Gemini keys) • Tenants with infra metadata, VPC CIDRs, app-server IPs, or contract pricing exposed: - Tech: Atlassian, Databricks, Airbnb, Baidu, LINE, Nylas, Persona, PatSnap - E-comm & Travel: Booking.com, Shopee, Flipkart, Mercari, ZOZO, AEON, Delhivery, Klook - Gaming: Capcom, Square Enix, Konami, Bandai Namco, Cygames, Colopl, DMM - Finance: PayPay, SoftBank, SBI, SB Payment Service, Fujitsu, TOPPAN, Bank of China, China Life - Crypto: Bitget (said only public trade logs were on it and they already left), Pionex, DigiPlus, NFTscan, Chainbase • Developer profiles leaked (from a purchased reo.dev table in PingCAP's BigQuery): - 24,900 personal emails + GitHub/LinkedIn profiles of engineers at Tencent (3,327), Huawei (2,726), ByteDance (2,475), AIG (2,140), Mastercard, Flipkart, and bKash. If you use TiDB Cloud: rotate your console API keys, DB passwords, and anything you ever pasted into a support ticket. 3. PHP "PHP2Shell" (CVE-2026-109618 & CVE-2026-109619) Two CVSS 9.2 pre-auth RCEs leaked yesterday ahead of today's 14:00 UTC patch. Public writeups trace it to a heap Use-After-Free in PHP's native C multipart/form-data session upload-progress handler (ext/session/session.c). Because C-level multipart parsing runs before line 1 of index.php: • App auth, Laravel/WordPress middleware, and file_uploads = Off do not stop it. • Only PHP 8.2–8.5 get official patches today (59% of PHP servers on Shodan are on EOL <= 8.1). • Until you patch php-fpm: lock php_admin_flag[session.upload_progress.enabled] = off and block unexpected multipart requests at Nginx/Apache/Cloudflare.
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Rowanbol retweeted
Valve: ”Here’s a new character that uses chess pieces as ammo and everytime he reloads the chess board has 32 different variations that reference a historical chess game” Riot: ”You want another sexy woman with a 6-pack? No? Uuuh… okay champ with a dash reset final offer.”
We are reaching unprecedented levels of sauce
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Holy shit there is a guy rewriting the entire harry potter books with Malfoid in it (using the main plot as the skeleton) the crazy part is the story is deviating (because of meeting Malfoid) and he's adapting the plot, he already completed the Sorcerers Stone absolute madman.
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Valve has apparently gone all-in on the Rat King joke in Deadlock. The new hero has 1,534 recorded voice lines, and 126 of them are specifically tied to his Rat Swarm ability. Instead of just say the same attack line repeatedly, Rat King actually calls out individual rats by name as he throws them at enemies. Valve’s latest City Never Sleeps update doubled the voice-line count for existing heroes and added more than 10,000 non-ping voice lines overall. It’s a ridiculous amount of detail for a character whose main gimmick is basically “I have rats. Here, have some rats.”
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Rowanbol retweeted
I don't care if you're trans please just rotate for grubs
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So internet girlies are trying to identify the Cornell 7, but they ended up doxxing the wrong guy because they're not actually real detectives. Now he's receiving death threats for something he didn't do. They're doing about as well as Reddit did during the Boston Bombing.
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Someone’s grindr notification went off in class and every guy checked their phone including the teacher
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Rowanbol retweeted
NONONO GENIO TOTAL EL AUTOR DE TAKAGI SAN ACABA DE HACER UN DIBUJO DE MALFOY MUJER KAJDIAS SI YA TE AMABA AHORA TE AMO MAS SOICHIRO YAMAMOTO
女の子マルフォイ (おだいばこ)
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Ah, Harry, I am glad to see you awake, my boy. You’ve been asleep for quite a long time. Draco Malfoy? Harry, Malfoid’s always been a woman. Professor Snape black? Me gay? Oh dear, you were having quite a nightmare. Anyways, I have to go and belt Dobbie. 50 points to Gryffindor.
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Rowanbol retweeted
Malfoid just can’t stop teasing Potter-kun 😭💢
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Meat to cheek or meat to meat is the eternal question
I'm going meat for meat
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