twitter makes me feel friendless

Joined September 2018
is it just me or is autocorrect overly pugnacious recently?
What is this twitter thing
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I guess I’m going to have to figure out Twitter if FB can’t get their 💩 together #FacebookDown #InstagramBlackout2019 #itstheendoftheworldasweknowit #andidontfeelfine
i only eat food so my coffee has something to land on throughout the day
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Definitely didn’t plan on crying hysterically watching @AdamSandler ‘s new special, but new year new me I guess. #100percentfresh
Starting 2019 off right with my man @chrisdelia.
Turns out it’s a lot easier to defend your house from bandits when you have the Google Assistant. Take it from @IncredibleCulk. #HeyGoogle
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It’s road trips like these where it’s really just mind over bladder
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It’s nice when someone calls me erudite and then I have to google what it means.
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I told him he could get a pic with me because that’s just the kind of person I am. @chrisdelia
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Tekashi69 spitting bars on an Eminem beat?! 🤔😂 @6ix9ine @Eminem
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Finally getting the recognition I deserve @chrisdelia