“Everyone must be a girl, because everyone has eyelashes” 5 yo bringing her critical thinking A game to the table this morning
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My 5yo is obsessed with the Vlad the Drac audiobooks and this morning when I switched the light on in her room cried “the vampire’s eyes shall not suffer the light!” in a full on eldritch voice. Absolutely creased me up
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Conversations the Olympics has prompted with our 5 year old:
- can men marry each other? 🌈
- is it okay to hit a horse? 😔
- who is the guy in yellow? 🏑
- can I be a girl BMXer? 💕🚴🏽♀️
Loving it #Paris2024
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Waiting for someone to write their dissertation on the cultural influence of the Pass the Parcel episode of Bluey. We played Lucky’s Dad’s rules at my 5 y/o’s birthday a while back, it was indeed a disaster, but since then two of her mates have chosen LDR for their birthdays 😅.
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Excited to see this one ranking so highly as it’s my 5 yos all time fave Disney song and so I’ve had a LOT of repeat listens in which to consider my opinion of it. It really does bang
#DisneySongsRanked
61. Trashin' the Camp (Tarzan)
Score: 432/500
Do you know how kickass a song has to be in order to rank this highly when it has only nonsense lyrics, and "lyrics" were one of my categories?
This number occurs at the perfect moment dramatically, bringing some levity to a movie that can lean towards the dark (understatement I suppose, Clayton dies after being hung to death on a vine, doesn't he?)
The jazzy, additive texture is really fun, as the animals use improvised objects in their surroundings to build a musical moment. It's harmonically simple, but there's a really nice moment where a major seventh is added to the predominant (B flat) chord, which is really tasty. It's really quite exquisitely produced as well, and is a treat to listen to with high-quality audio equipment.
It's the only song in Tarzan that's sung in entirety by cast members other than the off-screen Phil Collins, who I've decided is canonically "god" in the Tarzan universe.
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Rosalind retweeted
some Irish primary school kids made a tune and there is zero legitimate reason for it to go this hard holy shit
✨🎵 “I searched for my spark and I found it” ✨🎵
Cruinniú na nÓg, Europe’s only national free day of creativity for young people is back, with over 1,000 free activities, taking place on Saturday, June 15. 🎉
#CruinniuNaNog - an initiative of @creativeirl, supported by @rte
Underrrated thing about urban parenting: when your kid shows an interest in something niche (in this case graffiti art) and you’re able to put your brain map of the city to where they might be able to experience some more
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New ‘outdoor cat’ discourse is Americans on insta trying to convince that it’s not developmentally appropriate to teach children to read until age 7
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Gave my daughter some misc charity shop Lego for an Easter present and there was a tiny historical artefact inside
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Used an AI styler to think about how I can get more use out of my current wardrobe. Think my fav outfit recommendation so far is the idea that I wear one sandal, a long sleeved top and nothing else
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“When our bodies are skeletons buried under the ground, I will still love you.” My four year old waxing poetic today 🥹
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Enjoying how Game of Thrones #TheTraitorsUK is getting this year. Ross is essentially the Sansa to Paul’s Littlefinger at this point
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4 yo has mastered the betwixmas vibe. Every day now she requests the same god tier snack plate (satsuma, rice cakes, chocolate coin, lebkuchen) and watches the same terrible
film (Micky’s Twice Upon a Christmas)
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Feel this very hard
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