The famous pizza who came to life during the blizzard of ‘86.

SF and LA by way of TN
Joined January 2009
Ohio GOP really leaning into the core Republican bases of “estranged parents” and “pedophiles” in one move. Very efficient.
It’s worth noting that Acton is estranged from her mother because she married a pedophile that molested her and then sided with that pedophile in court. Calling Ramaswamy a scumbag doesn’t go far enough.
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I'll never forget the people who lied about Haitians eating dogs and cats in Springfield. You shouldn't either.
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Do people like this just think that every house that exists in the Bay Area was put there by nature and that any new housing is satanic? There is also no such thing as a “luxury” condo. Rich people do not usually live in condos, they live in houses.
GO BACK MOTHER FUCKER. Go get some luxury condos built in Aspen shithead
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As bad as the Outer Sunset is, there is also not a single neighborhood in Houston as dense as it is. Literally. Not a single one.
You would be hard pressed to find a residential street this wide in Houston, TX
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To believe insane lies like this with such overwhelming confidence is truly something. We do not give “72 vaccines” to anyone unless you get every single possible Flu and Covid shot between the ages of 0 and 18.
Replying to @DrNeilStone
And they weren’t injecting 72 vaccines into babies bodies either. You can’t convince me otherwise no matter what “science” you put on it that says otherwise. Vaccines = death ☠️ So go pound sand with your big pharma money 💰
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How would townhouses help in a city where the least dense outer neighborhood is already made up entirely of townhouses? SF needs to add apartments and nothing but apartments.
If San Francisco suddenly added 3,000 million dollar townhomes, might that not increase the city’s talent density (relative to the rest of the country), thus making it even more economically desirable for workers and businesses to move to?
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If you genuinely think like this about AOC then you just need to log off and stop trying to be informed since you’re too brain dead to interpret information.
Ok but she voted to keep giving weapons to Isreal during a genocide so….
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Jimmy Pizza retweeted
After he brought us the Iraq War in exchange for no benefits whatsoever by running a ratfucking campaign deliberately designed to maximize the chances of electing the Republican candidate, Nader proudly supported the Green candidate who challenged...Paul Wellstone
I've never taken anyone who votes Green seriously. They don't think rationally.
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Reality does not matter more than perception, no. And conservatives like Billy who complained about lower prices than these during a time of global inflation (unlike the US specific inflation happening now) are about to learn that.
Counterpoint: Burritos do not, in fact, cost $20. I live in DC and get the occasional burrito for $10-$13. I'm sorry if people "feel" like their "lived experience" says something different, but reality matters more.
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Neither of these things are true.
Homeless guy poured acid down my office intercom system hoping it would unlock the front door. Homeless woman cornered me at knifepoint near the Golden Gate. SF is so back…
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People who say LA sucks are usually imagining Dallas in their heads instead of the beautiful city that actually exists.
Every city has working class inhabitants. Sorry but LA sucks
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Aside from dog pee, this is not remotely true in any way. Not in San Francisco. Not in New York. Not at all. Noah does not leave his apartment.
Replying to @ajlamesa
Yes, there's poop and pee around the base of a lot of trees in dense urban neighborhoods.
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People like this truly just do not understand scale. SF and the Bay Area have not been "building and building" at all. San Francisco has the oldest housing stock of any major city in the entire United States. The median apartment was constructed in 1936.
My entire life in the Bay Area they’ve been building and building and my entire life rents have only gone up. Almost everyone I know my age got priced out of a town I grew up in, but you can find an Airbnb.
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Rest in peace, Lorenzo Salgado Araujo, 52, and Joan Sebastian Guerrero, 26, beloved children of God.
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Jimmy Pizza retweeted
I love that we get a show no matter what happens. A law stays the same, Cracker Barrel changes their logo, there's a black person in a car commercial, someone uses a convection oven - the "hysterical man" show comes on no matter what
Replying to @MattWalshBlog
I at least got to live for 40 years in a country that looks and functions something like America. The fact that my children are having that opportunity stolen from them fills me with rage so deep I can’t describe it. I truly hate the people who have done this to us.
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DOGE didn't make a dent in the deficit, but it did bring back screwworm and enable a historically large new Ebola outbreak, so it's not like they didn't achieve *anything*
The Animal and Plant Health Inspection Service at USDA helps prevent threats like screwworm from ever reaching US livestock. In 2025, it lost 1,300 employees due to cuts and firings. That’s the thing about prevention: you don’t notice it when it works, only when it is gone.
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Pathetic nobodies love to cry "But my ancestors!". Some of us have accomplishments of our own.
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Jimmy Pizza retweeted
Bare minimum 40 dollars would need to be given to me in exchange for unmuting this
Tony Hinchcliffe takes stage during the Netflix Roast of Kevin Hart.
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Jimmy Pizza retweeted
This is my issue with conservatives explained in a single video: They are COMPLETELY unable to practice any kind of empathy (neither cognitive nor emotional) with any out-group. Until they have first-hand experience with an issue, they cannot fathom that it even exists
Adopting a child from Ethiopia changed David French's perspective on the state of racism in America. From our new episode with @davidafrench.
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All the annoying bluecheck content farmers in the world can never make me hate SF. It’s one of the most gorgeous cities to walk in, wish it was more affordable but it still has a sense of grit and beauty and genuine weirdness that many other places just don’t, amazing city.
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